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GORDON DUFF: HUMOR: YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF….
FROM OUR TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN, I COULDN’T RESIST
By Gordon Duff STAFF WRITER
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t
afford shoes.3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat
Thanks from the folks serving in Afghanistan who sent this on.
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There is one thing GORDON, those which you refer are willing to die for what they belive… Not ONE American is willing to die to preserve what we had in America !!!!!
Dice,
If people both understood the truth and were willing to die for what they believed, they would all be called terrorists.
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So Gordon: “Who is running America?”~~~&~~~~Who started the Revolutionary WAR ?