Comments on: Whacky news for veterans' entertainment http://www.veteranstoday.com/2009/10/23/whacky-news-for-veterans-entertainment/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=whacky-news-for-veterans-entertainment Military Veterans and Foreign Affairs Journal - VA - Veterans Administration Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:53:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Alton http://www.veteranstoday.com/2009/10/23/whacky-news-for-veterans-entertainment/comment-page-1/#comment-31636 Alton Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:31:30 +0000 http://127.0.0.1/?p=9104#comment-31636 Guys it's the government raising its ugly head and involving itself in everything again. Ya'll remember hearing on TV about why we don't have enough H1N1 flu vaccine? It's because of the missing chickens! No Chickens, No eggs! The CIA ( formerly called’ Caught in the Act’ but now it stands for Chickens in Afghanistan) conducted a midnight ‘Extraordinary Rendition' (AKA: stealing chickens) of the Kentucky based chicken farms which coincidentally are located next to an Army base that supply all of the chickens to wherever they make the flu shots. This was what created a shortage in vaccines ergo: no chickens, no eggs for vaccine. But we got em NOW, We know they were gonna send them chickens to A-stan to reward all the voters for their allegiance to (past, present and future president for life), Karzai. Oh yeah, we now know they were gonna send those 'cash for clunkers' there too, gets rid of our junk. AND we know that the 'Chickens in Afghanistan' was caught putting (for all you old ex 'pot smokin hippie folks' that understand) 'Purple haze' in the voter's ink for the voters that wanted to get more than one vote in. Then they were going to give the acid tripping voters cans of spray paint and told to spruce up the town, hey let's face it, A-stan DOES need it. Would have worked just fine except they lost the papers on who buys all that spray paint (would have been another KBR (chicKens, Been Redented contract anyway) and it got lost in the ‘feather’ river somewhere around Sacramento, I mean the ‘Chickens' farm, (probably got shredded and put in with the hay for the chicken coops). But fear not. Even though the Chickens part of this is ‘dead’ so to speak, we can still use those clunkers to cover all those bunker rooftops, except now we'll have to buy them back since we already gave them to chicKens, Been Rendented. Darn, Sooo close. Hey, maybe we can give the clunkers that haven’t been sent over yet (the drivable ones) to all the homeless, so they can drive to the poor farm like they used to do in the thirties? Give em a chicken to take on the way too. Yeah, that'll fix em. No good deed goes unpunished. I can see it now at the 'chicKen uhh, farm's' main gate, "Is that a chicken in your pants there buddy, or are you just happy to see me? “Hey, don't ask, don't tell”. Guys it’s the government raising its ugly head and involving itself in everything again. Ya’ll remember hearing on TV about why we don’t have enough H1N1 flu vaccine? It’s because of the missing chickens! No Chickens, No eggs! The CIA ( formerly called’ Caught in the Act’ but now it stands for Chickens in Afghanistan) conducted a midnight ‘Extraordinary Rendition’ (AKA: stealing chickens) of the Kentucky based chicken farms which coincidentally are located next to an Army base that supply all of the chickens to wherever they make the flu shots. This was what created a shortage in vaccines ergo: no chickens, no eggs for vaccine. But we got em NOW, We know they were gonna send them chickens to A-stan to reward all the voters for their allegiance to (past, present and future president for life), Karzai. Oh yeah, we now know they were gonna send those ‘cash for clunkers’ there too, gets rid of our junk. AND we know that the ‘Chickens in Afghanistan’ was caught putting (for all you old ex ‘pot smokin hippie folks’ that understand) ‘Purple haze’ in the voter’s ink for the voters that wanted to get more than one vote in. Then they were going to give the acid tripping voters cans of spray paint and told to spruce up the town, hey let’s face it, A-stan DOES need it. Would have worked just fine except they lost the papers on who buys all that spray paint (would have been another KBR (chicKens, Been Redented contract anyway) and it got lost in the ‘feather’ river somewhere around Sacramento, I mean the ‘Chickens’ farm, (probably got shredded and put in with the hay for the chicken coops). But fear not. Even though the Chickens part of this is ‘dead’ so to speak, we can still use those clunkers to cover all those bunker rooftops, except now we’ll have to buy them back since we already gave them to chicKens, Been Rendented. Darn, Sooo close. Hey, maybe we can give the clunkers that haven’t been sent over yet (the drivable ones) to all the homeless, so they can drive to the poor farm like they used to do in the thirties? Give em a chicken to take on the way too. Yeah, that’ll fix em. No good deed goes unpunished. I can see it now at the ‘chicKen uhh, farm’s’ main gate, “Is that a chicken in your pants there buddy, or are you just happy to see me? “Hey, don’t ask, don’t tell”.

]]> By: Tom Barnes http://www.veteranstoday.com/2009/10/23/whacky-news-for-veterans-entertainment/comment-page-1/#comment-28822 Tom Barnes Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:29:31 +0000 http://127.0.0.1/?p=9104#comment-28822 <p>Lil Petunia:</p><p>The blue bird of happiness is alive and well, as you well know!</p> Lil Petunia:

The blue bird of happiness is alive and well, as you well know!

]]> By: LPetunia http://www.veteranstoday.com/2009/10/23/whacky-news-for-veterans-entertainment/comment-page-1/#comment-28792 LPetunia Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:42:34 +0000 http://127.0.0.1/?p=9104#comment-28792 Gosh, I'm so glad I'm not 6ft and blonde! Maybe, there's hope for me after all! That would get really old having men run away from me all the time!! Mr Barnes, as always I enjoy your great sense of humor! Can the Blue Bird of Happiness live? ;-) Gosh, I’m so glad I’m not 6ft and blonde! Maybe, there’s hope for me after all! That would get really old having men run away from me all
the time!!
Mr Barnes, as always I enjoy your great sense of humor! Can the Blue Bird of Happiness live? ;-)

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