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Israeli Admission: Al Qaeda Threat to Iranian President a “Prank”
BURNED IN ISRAELI PRANK
Didn’t Realize Press Would Take It Seriously
By Gordon Duff, Senior Editor
Highest level sources inside Israel’s military intelligence community are laughing themselves to death.
They took the American press “hook line and sinker” when a story was put in in what was claimed to be an Al Qaeda ” magazine” threatening Iranian President Ahmadinejad for failing to give “them” credit for 9/11.
“It took two years before the New York Times figured out that Al Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn, whose family helped found the Anti-Defamation League, a Brooklyn born Jew with a speech impediment, was a fake;
“Every time Gadahn would threaten someone, he reminded me of one of the Marx Brothers and I don’t mean ‘Karl’
Then we had the bin Laden problem. As Osama bin Laden died in 2001, after repeated medical treatments at US hospitals, finding someone to issue terror threats that was either that tall or that “odd looking” took real work. We tried short fat ones, tall skinny ones. Some were the wrong color. We tried paint from funeral parlors but one guy got sick. You’d think with all the Hollywood studios we own, someone would send over a makeup man, maybe Spielberg.”
Why does all of this seem so funny?
“Without admitting anything about 9/11, Ahmadinejad simply makes it too easy for us. He reminds me of Charlie Chaplin from “The Great Dictator.”
“Chaplain breaks me up, going all ‘preachy’ just like Ahmadinejad. Both need to stick to comedy.”
Back to bin Laden, what was your worst bin Laden imitation?
“Do you remember the short fat bin Laden? This one was actually African, I think he was a from Uganda. We found him working in a garage in Tel Aviv. He had just been fired for leaving the oil plug out of a Volkswagen I think. Can you find that short video, the one ‘found’ in Kandahar? I think someone left it on youtube unless one of our hasbara has taken it off again.”
I’ll check:
Anything more about the Pentagon. You called me about the piece I did last year.
“Oh, I remember, that really pissed Netanyahu off, he almost ate one of his shoes. He screamed at Foxman for an hour. Politicians, what a pack of clowns. You know, I would have thought the junk dealers would have figured it out first.”
How do you mean?
“My daughter went to Georgetown. Her father in law owns recycling centers, OK, junk yards, outside Washington. He called to see if he could get the aluminum from the Pentagon crash. We had to tell him that they were buying plane parts for the crash scene, not hauling them away. You know, one of those planes has thousands of pounds of aluminum, there is good money in that, honest money too.”
I’ll bet. It has to pay better than writing for a veterans rag.
“No shit.”
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Is this for real, Gordon? Candid admission
Mossad, Aman, Shabak, some other mysterious Israeli agency or all of them working together + an army of sayanim(ADL, AIPAC etc.) and useful idiots(CIA, MI6, RAW etc)?
For years, half my friends have been Mossad.
Do they get an annual retreat weekend trip to Château de Ferrières?
Funny…..!
Sorry Gordon, some used to be…
We’re now past the September deadline for Nutty Yahoo’s claim to Invade Iran…Stated by him in JULY /11……….Yes maybe the purveyors of the tow missiles to Iran… Israel getting tow Misiles and shipping to the Iranians in the 1980′s, is part of the Bitchslap of the Israelli’s, hah, hah, hah, I was only Joking!….Not a good joke…..It actually sucks!!
oh, that Rita Katz, she is such a knee slapper! I wonder when they’ll trot out Adam Gadahn/Perlman and tell us that OWL+CIA=DUH forbids us from believing those silly 9/11 conspiracy theories.
Oh, wait…they did that today in The Guardian. Me bad.
the only thing missing from this horse turd is Janet Napoletano’s declaration that it’s TRUE and if you don’t believe it, you’re an ENEMY OF THE STATE TOO!!
oh, I forgot about that one. If you don’t believe the OFFICIAL BULLSHIT STORY RE 9/11, THEN YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE STATE!
if this crap weren’t so pitifully pathetic, it’d almost be laughable.
Not just pitifully pathetic. People will get killed by drone strikes, JSOC night raids, get put on the terror watch list, lives are destoyed, ‘renditioned’ to some hellhole where they torture you for s**ts n giggles… Plus Rapiscan and TSA dudes sticking their hands down someone’s pants.
everyone, everywhere who doesn’t agree with this zionist lunacy is an enemy now. ALL OF US.
having said that, they risk their own destruction by pissing off the entire planet’s population.
at some point, paybacks will be a bitch. her name is Karma. she occasionally shoots a few hostages just to make a point. none of them is immortal, either! they may think so, but they all are very very mortal.
Thanks Gordon, I have sent this story to an idiot in editorial that works for the local Murdoch News Limited newspaper who took the Israeli report seriously.
Below is the link to their story. I have never relied on anything said in News Limited owned media.
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/in-depth/terror-attacks/al-qaida-online-magazine-lauds-september-11attacks/story-e6frgd3o-1226150414047
Few realize that the Mossad has another motto:
“All work and no play…..”
in their case, it ends in; “Makes Jack a MEHOFF”
Good dry humor and all done in the name of the American flag. We still have a flag, right? Anyone recall an old b/w film called, “Johnny get your gun”? The underlying theme is graditude.
Here’s an observation from my eyes to yours, Overheard a small group of Satyrday dwellers comparing notes on which of the 78 municipalities they would be purchasing deeds in on the island. Sounded as if they already are spending some of that dual citizn relocation money coming their way via our king and his nobles bestowed on their king.
The ragman became the nukeman whose old wooden hourse drawn buggy is now an older grey unmarked 727 which looked tiny sitting next to the new remote controlled 787, Ah, the skies have it. And you all thought it was only Chem Trails.
Got bit by a spider last night and I watched as it spassed out and crawled away stumbling and finally just died. The spider drank my agent orange laced blood and had a nervous breakdown. Ha, that will show it what happens when it bits us agent orange exposed mutated marines.
Well off to see the wizard before the sun rises. That man behind the curtain sure has been working hard since the USS Cole.
I did not think it possible for the official 911 narrative to get any more ridiculous or less believable however the Daily Telegraph a supposedly broad sheet high brow newspaper excelled themselves with this insane report endorsing an alternative reality.
It is noted that the Telegraph have not enabled reader comments on this article which would have been more appropriately printed on the 1st of April.
Al-Qaeda warns Ahmadinejad to stop denying 9/11
Al-Qaeda has joined America in warning Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad against spreading September 11 conspiracy theories.
By Damien McElroy, Foreign Affairs Correspondent
6:29PM BST 28 Sep 2011
In a curious case of enemies uniting against a common foe, the Yemen-based compiler of the terrorist organisation’s Inspire magazine wrote that President Ahmadinejad had appeared “ridiculous” when he questioned the origins of the attack that killed almost 3,000 people.
“The Iranian government has professed on the tongue of its president Ahmadinejad that it does not believe that al Qaeda was behind 9/11 but rather, the US government,” it said. “So we may ask the question: why would Iran ascribe to such a ridiculous belief that stands in the face of all logic and evidence?”
US diplomats led a Western walkout at the UN General Assembly meeting last week during President Ahmadinejad’s speech when he suggested the Osama bin Laden was killed to cover up the events of September 11.
“Would it not have been reasonable to bring to justice and openly bring to trial the main perpetrator of the incident in order to identify the elements behind the safe space provided for the invading aircraft to attack the twin World Trade Centre towers?” he said.
He had previously jointed other “doubters” on the fringes of the political spectrum in claiming the attacks were a “big fabrication”.
Casting doubt on responsibility for September 11 has become a hallmark of ideological extremists opposed to the US and western policies.
Al-Qaeda and Iran are divided along sectarian Sunni/Shia Muslim lines and are competitors for an anti-American following.
Iran was one of the first countries to express sympathy to the US after the attacks but the radical president elected in 2005 has since repeatedly caused offence with his views.
back channel only
Check out this one, the negro has gone belly up on israel:
Obama’s bomb sale to Israel raises the spectre of war
paul koring
Globe and Mail Update
Published Thursday, Sep. 29, 2011 8:47AM EDT
Last updated Thursday, Sep. 29, 2011 11:04AM EDT
101 comments Email Print/License Decrease text size Increase text size Barack Obama may be widely regarded at home as the least pro-Israeli presidents in decades, but he has secretly okayed giving the Jewish state a bunch of special bunker-busting bombs – ideal for destroying Tehran’s ruling mullahs’ nuclear ambitions and so powerful that George W. Bush blocked handing them over.
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Give 9/11 credit to us, al-Qaeda tells Ahmadinejad
Capable of penetrating deep beneath the surface, the bunker-busters would be crucial for any air strikes at Iran nuclear sites. Mr. Netanyahu has wanted the bunker-busters for years and, as first reported by Newsweek, Mr. Obama agreed to hand over 55 of the sophisticated and powerful weapons.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/africa-mideast/obamas-bomb-sale-to-israel-raises-the-spectre-of-war/article2184424/
Hi Gordon, this article might get you a few laughs, that is if you find to obvious propaganda/disinfo funny…
Adam Gadahn latest hit
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/al-qaeda-video-buy-automatic-weapons-start-shooting/story?id=13704264
It’s so absurd, corny and improbable that the mainstream media would trumpet this story in this fashion without this all being a deliberate PR ploy – since when does AQ get any attention for its opinions? And why is it so important to discredit a world leader coming to the UN and asking questions that unheard masses right here in America have been asking their government and fellow citizens for a decade now? Who does this false image of a lunatic Ahmadinejad who foams at the mouth serve best? Finally, every American, regardless of political persuasion, will admit that Zionists own nearly the entire spectrum of what makes up mainstream media, and this is only about 5 people. We all saw how Fox News and other owned Murdoch entities didn’t cover Murdoch’s scandal. We saw that whistleblower die directly after the head of Scotland Yard resigned and TWO PMs were found to be heavily involved (generously excluding Tony Blair and others) and then the police just dismiss the whole thing as non-suspicious. We see how Occupy Wall Street is not covered by these same media owners who profit heavily and retain power BECAUSE of the machinations in Wall Street used to steal America’s wealth.
The real tacit admission here is that Ahmadinejad and the so-called “theorists” are fundamentally on the right track and a concerted effort by anyone to derail them is indicative of cover-up. After all, in politics, it’s hardly the deed, it’s the acts thereafter that are more important and insightful as to why the deed first occurred.
America wasn’t a country founded on values where the government is supposed to keep secrets above the peoples’ heads. Indeed, if the Constitution means anything, it is not a license for Government to act and utilize for manifestation of government interests, but a document that directly limits government in many ways that diminish government in favor of the peoples’ voice. When this ceased to happen, the America of our founding fathers died as well. It’s as clear as day to anyone who’s been living in this country.
The issue is why Gordon needs to get insider information when we knew it all along?
Just kidding, Gordon. Obviously, there are infinite masses who never knew diddly squat ever.
Actually Gordon, Ahmadinejad is probably the only leader who speaks to truth in this crazy world.
speaking the truth is crazy
the truth is “conspiracy theory”….donchano?
If labeling the truth “conspiracy theory” is the best the “conspirators” can do, we’ve already won.
You should’ve gone to Hollywoodland Gordon…
You have a real knack for BullShitting.
News media takes everything serious, which is why they need to be spoofed more often. If they’re not going to tell us any News they might as well be entertaining.
How dare that Mossad guy make fun of Chaplin! Americans may be stupid, but they appreciate melodrama. Someone should set up a screen and video-projector in Liberty Park and rally the crowds of Occupy Wall Street with Charlie’s speech. Maybe the cops will throw down their mace cannisters, put flowers in their hair and prance around with the demonstrators. NOT!
Gordon:
Now, that is “story” in meaningful and intelligent way….
Very well done. A good heave, for a Marine.
Once upon a time, there was this man named, “Brother Blue….”
Look him up….
To you, I present one Blue Butterfly Award.
Earlaiman
Hat Tip Earlaiman I had never heard of him … thanks
Brother Blue – “Climb the Mountain”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEfI2IDPL9w&feature=related
Israel has a freedom to remain as much as any other country but Israel has to stop the brutal strikes and attacks on unfortunate Palestanians in GAZA. There’s a difference among a Jew and a Zionist where a Zionist was as evil as Bin Laden and Ghazi of Red Mosque and a Jew as good as any other Muslim (just one example).