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Obama to Appear at Comedy Show Instead of Meeting Netanyahu: Reports
US President Barack Obama will appear on a late night comedy show during a September 18 visit to New York at the same time he could have met Israeli premier, reports say. Reports by Israeli media outlets of Obama’s presence in David Letterman’s comedy show, instead of meeting Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, come amid mounting tensions between the two allies over setting “red lines” by Washington on Iran’s nuclear energy program, a request the US has rejected.
Top Ten Reasons Obama Will Appear on Letterman instead of Meeting Netanyahu
10. His Presidential Joy Buzzer is out of order.
9. When Letterman says “we begin bombing Iran in 15 minutes” he’s just joking.
8. Some people actually care what Letterman thinks.
7. Obama has a bet with Gen. Dempsey to see who can give Netanyahu the biggest smackdown. Obama wins.
6. When Netanyahu invites you to dinner and serves filet of sole, it comes from a dead Palestinian’s foot.
5. He wanted to hand Netanyahu the maximum presidential snub, and Alfred E. Neumann wasn’t available.
4. A new poll showed that Jewish voters prefer Letterman to Netanyahu by a 94 to 6 percent margin.
3. Sheldon Adelman made Obama an offer he couldn’t refuse, and Obama refused. The horse’s head has been stuffed and mounted and hangs over Obama’s desk by a single hair.
2. “Benjamin Netanyahu” is actually David Letterman in disguise, doing a wickedly funny parody of Zionists so subtle it has thus far eluded the media gatekeepers AND the majority of the Israeli electorate.
1. Obama was invited to join a barbershop quartet with Netanyahu, McCain, and Romney singing “bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb-Iran” but Obama’s too cool for off-key white-boy a cappella.
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Letterman’s a decent guy: Said he supports Ron Paul…..He gave Ted Baxter/Bill O’Reilly a hard time when he woodenly asked Dave if he supported the US “achieving victory in Iraq”…Dave sd he had to think about that bc he’s a thoughtful person and bc the neo-con idea of “victory” was turning Iraq into an arabic version of Puerto Rico -after lying us into invading!
Hes certainly better than Leno
“6. When Netanyahu invites you to dinner and serves filet of sole, it comes from a dead Palestinian’s foot.”
There’s a “soul food” pun in there somewhere, Dr. Grinand Bartett.
Would not be surprised if those neocon in Congress had not ot planned another ovation for Netanyahu and Obama forced to listen.
another idea-
Top Ten reasons Bibi would be better than Obama
1. Bibi is obvious about his warmongering, Obama pretends he’s not a warmonger for corporations.
2. Bibi isn’t using haarp to cause drought in his own country against his own citizens, Obama is.
3. Bibi didn’t sign ndaa life detention for citizens without due process against his citizens, Obama did, and when the judge made and injunction against citizen detention, Obama’s hyenas quietly filed an appeal on Friday. He wants the right to detain citizens and he want’s it now. No such law from Bibi.
4. Bibi may be gravely guilty in the treatment of Palestinians, but Obama’s now in six more countries, droning innocent muslims and keeping the hate n terror business thriving for corporate profit.
5. I don’t see Bibi’s health dept talking about ‘zombie apocalypse’ and other setups for false flags against citizens.
6. Obama’s homeland buying a billion hollow points claiming they’re for ‘target practice’. I don’t see Bibi doing that.
7. Bibi hasn’t turned his country’s banking into a printing press to cause financial collapse, while Obama’s bernanke is now buying 40 billion in bad housing bonds ‘every month’, putting that on the back of every citizen to make damn sure there will be total collapse and zero chance of recovery, soon.
8. Bibi isn’t purposely flooding his country with millions of h1b visas to take jobs from his citizens. Obama is.
9. Bibi isn’t outsourcing every possible job away from his country (except that Obama allows his zionist friends to run this country while pretending all Obama’s problems are just bibi and aipac).
10. Bibi hasn’t lied about his background.
Clever
Thought-provoking.
Snubbing the fuhrer prime monster of the usurping zionist entity. Now what kind of false flag would be the punishment for the goyim now (to blame on the Muslims)?
This is a lot more witty than anything Letterman has come up with lately. Thanks for the laugh, Kevin, although I feel a little guilty about finding humor in the suffering of so many.
But gee whiz, doesn’t this whole thing smell just a LITTLE like a zionist publicity stunt? As if Letterman and Netanyahu aren’t members of the same tribe and haven’t coordinated this whole thing, probably to make Obama look like a “man” in an election year.
As if to say, “See? Obama really CAN stand up to Netanyahu. It says so right on the teleprompter, so it MUST be true!”