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Onion: Netanyahu Feeling Like Trip To US To Start World War III Went Pretty Well

Onion Headline: Netanyahu Feeling Like Trip To US To Start World War III Went Pretty Well

Not Yet in a Mental Facility, Not Yet but Soon….

Last week, Israel sent out press releases to all their hasbara assets, meaning the “mainstream dumbed down news” telling them that Iran’s Press TV had taken an article from the “humor” publication, “The Onion” seriously.

Below is the current output of “The Onion” and we take it seriously as do more than a few.  The photo above belongs on the website “The Smirking Chimp,” more than “The Onion.”

When is humor not humor, when a building hasn’t fallen on former furniture salesman now international madman, Bibi Netanyahu.

 NEW YORK—Following his speech to the United Nations General Assembly this week, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced Friday that he is “pretty satisfied” with his trip to the U.S. to instigate World War III. “All in all, I think I accomplished my goal of pushing humanity toward the brink of complete and utter annihilation,” said Netanyahu, adding that his implicit calls for international military action against Iran, which would ultimately escalate the conflict to an Armageddon-level of death and destruction, went “fairly well.” “I think I did a good job laying the groundwork for a nuclear holocaust that will kill billions of people and eventually end the world as we know it. Sounded like everyone really liked it, too.” When reached for comment, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told reporters that he was “equally happy” with his own efforts to nudge the world slightly closer to a full-blown apocalypse.

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3 Comments for “Onion: Netanyahu Feeling Like Trip To US To Start World War III Went Pretty Well”

  1. Gotta love the constant false equivalence. Even from “comedians”. Nobody can ever just say-“Netanyahu is a psychopath” without throwing in a dig at Irans prez.

  2. The tie knot tells you a little about the man, too. That was the knot I tied in high school and college when I was too stupid and lazy to know how a man ties a real knot. That photo says failed furniture salesman more than any other I’ve seen. (irrelevant but fun)

    Matt

    Lexington, ky

  3. This White man speaks in fork tongue

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