Israel changes name to Judaic State (JS)

With the stroke of a pen, Bibi changed "Israel" to "Judaic State" - and appointed himself Caliph

With the stroke of a pen, Bibi has changed “Israel” to “Judaic State” – and appointed himself Caliph


Occupied Jerusalem – Dissociated Press (DP)

Former Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced that the Zionist entity formerly known as Israel will henceforth be known as Judaic State (JS), and that he has appointed himself as its Caliph. Netanyahu added that he will also assume the titles “Commander of the Zionist Faithful,” “Grand Poobah of all Jews, Freemasons, and Luciferians,” and “Child-Killer-in-Chief.”

Netanyahu asserted that Judaic State will continue to use systematic terrorism to carve territory out of the region’s legitimate nations, including Palestine, Syria, Jordan, and Lebanon, in service to its ever-expanding Jewish Caliphate. He added that he also hopes to eventually overrun Iraq and Egypt en route to total world domination.

Inspired by the success of Islamic State, Netanyahu said Judaic State will no longer execute Palestinian children with sniper rifles, but instead will capture and behead them and post the videos on youtube. “We must not allow ourselves to fall behind in the atrocity race,” Caliph Netanyahu announced. “Killing children for sport with sniper rifles, dropping white phosphorous on civilians, frying women and children with experimental weapons, and bombing schools, hospitals and refugee shelters – it’s all good; but these acts, however barbaric, are simply not as telegenic as beheadings. From now on, heads will roll.”

Netanyahu said that under its new name, Judaic State will continue its decades-long policy of brutally persecuting everyone who questions its rigidly intolerant and exclusivist Judaic ideology. “Anti-Zionists? They’re heretics!” he exclaimed. “Off with their heads!”

Chewing on a piece of kosher human liver blessed by Israel’s leading rabbis Yitzhak Shapira and Yosef Elitzur, Netanyahu showed reporters his shiny new Rolex wristwatch inscribed with the legend “I’m a Caliph too.”

From the heart of his Islamic State caliphate in northern Iraq, Netanyahu’s rival terrorist caliph, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, denied allegations that Judaic State was just a cheap rip-off of his own idea. “Doesn’t bother me in the least,” al-Baghdadi said. “The more caliphates the merrier.” He added that he would not be suing Netanyahu for plagiarism, since he himself was not only indoctrinated, armed and trained by the Zionists, but his original inspiration for carving out an intolerant, exclusivist terrorist enclave was inspired by the history of Israel.




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18 Responses to "Israel changes name to Judaic State (JS)"

  1. Ramirez  March 24, 2016 at 7:54 am

    Good article Dr Barrett.


  2. Keyser Soze  August 27, 2014 at 11:37 pm

    I just hope that dot on Bibi,s forehead is a Laser sight!

  3. OrdinarySerf  August 24, 2014 at 9:55 am

    Biting satire at it’s best, but I think our own commenter JS might need a change of username !

  4. eric  August 24, 2014 at 5:04 am

    you forgot to mention the the soon to be released hollywood block buster called Band of Butchers, directed by 20th century zionism and starring
    Bibi nitwityahoo , angela merkel , david cameron, hollande, john mccain , with supporting rolls from eu, un, aipac, adl, cia, mossad, canada, and many many more. The film is based on an old fairy tale called the old testament in which god is supposed to have told a tribe wondering the desert that they were chosen and special.

  5. Simpsons Donkey  August 24, 2014 at 1:29 am

    Benny Mileikowski, the Meshuggeneh Candidate.

  6. CoJonesGrandes  August 23, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    I’ve heard that Bibi is actually a clone and his handler is Sheldon Adelson but there’s no way of proving this. You’d be surprised to know how many clones are running this planet.

    • CoJonesGrandes  August 23, 2014 at 1:18 pm

      If you can see auras, a clone only has an aura around its head. Normal people’s auras are egg-shaped, around the whole of the physical body.

  7. drbhelthi  August 23, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    rico poor, if you watch the “visit Israel” ads, you will notice them to be accompanied by ads to learn more about Israel and “Jews,” even offering courses. Basically, the courses teach that Jesus of Nazareth was not the Christ, that he married Mary Magdalene and had four children with her. Zionists and historical “Jews” reject Jesus Christ and thus are NOT Christians. The concept of a “jewish Christian” is a fairy tale. That is one of the motives of dual citizens in the US pledging 1st allegiance to “Israel”.

  8. franktalk  August 23, 2014 at 11:47 am

    When satire is truth, the world revolution can not be far behind.

    I would say 150 million Americans are now aware of the fact that Israel runs the USG.

    What will they do?

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  9. Bartered  August 23, 2014 at 11:32 am

    Jebus would be proud.

  10. davor  August 23, 2014 at 9:43 am

    A murder is a murder, whether commited with sniper, gun, grenade, knife or light-saber so to say. There is no difference.

  11. nanotechexec  August 23, 2014 at 9:38 am

    Thanks Howie for what might be the best solution to getting rid of Bibi. An ejaculating Uzi ought to do the trick since it is either fully automatic or fires three shot bursts!!!! And thanks Dr. Barrett for proving yet again sometimes humor is the best way to see the absurdity of evil and certain people for what it is. Maybe Judaic State is not too far from what their real objective is, however I for one will never kneel to it.

  12. captain obvious  August 23, 2014 at 8:06 am

    idk how to respond, other than ask, now that it is a different country can we stop sending them tons of money, weapons, security contracts, and people sent to be turned into thugs with badges?

    • wiggins  August 23, 2014 at 2:08 pm

      And other things………………..

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    • C.Davis  August 24, 2014 at 3:22 pm

      Nah, they thought about that. The only way our guys have been able to come up with to put a stop to these things is to completely implode the country to the point where they will have to sell what’s left of it to the red Chinese for $19.99.

  13. paschn  August 23, 2014 at 7:20 am

    So. Now this “democratic friend” wreaking havoc in the middle east is officially a “Judaic state, eh? Will that translate into ONLY Goy blood/money/U.S. “government” dogs?

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    In light of the many other lucrative contracts, (failed security allowing 9/11), funneled to our “friends” in the JUDAIC state of Israel, how much of that trillion is/was funneled to the Judaic state of Israel by dual citizens in “appointed” government agencies within the ever morphing Department of Homeland (in)Security?

  14. Howie J  August 23, 2014 at 7:18 am

    The world would be a much nicer place if Bibi gave his Uzi a head-job.

    With any luck the Uzi will ejaculate.

    • paschn  August 25, 2014 at 7:14 am


      Demons belonging to Bibi’s club, with members the likes of McCain, Biden, Lieberman et al don’t handle Uzis, they sucker others into slaughtering/dying for their treason.

      Thanks for the wonderful thought-picture though…. It’ll keep me chuckling all day.

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