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Shameless chutzpah: Could it work for Muslims Too?

melgibson

If shameless chutzpah pays off for Jews, why not for Muslims too?

January 28th, 2012 | Posted in Editors Picks,Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Newt for Caliph!

newt for caliph

Newt, the time has come for you to do your last, best political flip-flop: Stop being a Constitution-shredding Islamophobe, and recognize that there’s a freedom-loving Muslim inside you that’s just waiting to come out.

January 19th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

2012 Is Here, Moral Pole Shift Underway

mostafa ahmadi roshan

Americans have obviously lost their moral compass. The poles of morality – good and evil – are switching places.

January 13th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

A Paranoid Little Ditty in Honor of David Jacobs

alien-obama

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean gray aliens, NWO Rothschild reptiles, chemtrail-spewing hyperdimensional jets, camera-carrying robot insects, psychotronic-weapons-operating psychopaths, and alien-hybrid politicians aren’t out to get you.

January 11th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

In which I call for the Taliban to invade Europe

Mullah-Omar

Europe needs liberating a lot more than Afghanistan ever did.

January 6th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Senate Declares US Bestial Military Dictatorship

bestiality in the military

I do not wish to be indefinitely detained by people who have sex with pigs, monkeys, monitor lizards, giant cockroaches, or other animals.

January 1st, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Homeless Veterans, Cable TV and the FBI

FBI

Once upon a time, I ran the largest shelter for Homeless Veterans in the USA, located in Boston Massachusetts. Here is a story that I remember with a smile:

December 28th, 2011 | Posted in Education,Humor,Living,Of Interest | Read More »

A Christmas Wish List for Obama

obamaswishlist

When it comes to the Barack Obama presents you received during his administration, what you got is a visit from a Christmas basher without the redeeming value of a Grinch or Scrooge.

December 26th, 2011 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

An Open Letter Of Apology To President Barack Obama

President Obama Makes Statement On GOP's Obstruction Of Cordray's Nomination To Run The CFPB

Now that you have signed the National Defense Appropriation Act into law giving yourself the power to arrest and imprison any American indefinitely, I want to tell you how very very very very very sorry I am for all those nasty things I wrote about you.

December 20th, 2011 | Posted in Humor,Politics | Read More »

Why Can’t I Own a Canadian?

laura

People come up with all sorts of rationalizations for their bigotry and hatred of those different than themselves.

December 5th, 2011 | Posted in Editors Picks,Humor,Religion | Read More »

Sadly, Something The Brits Do Better Than We Do…

snake

Seriously, we need to spend time practicing to be this good. There is an art, a craft, a honed skill to political commentary and invective, and these awful people deserve the best of that art.

October 17th, 2011 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

The Mysterious Elders of Zion Speak

elders of zion

I get emails. I get comments. At times that the Tin Hat Brigade of both left and right wing nuts and assorted loonies are out to amuse me.

September 20th, 2011 | Posted in Humor,Living,Of Interest | Read More »

UK Spy Chief: Iraq Attacks Unneeded, Gaddafi “a horror”

Dame Manningham-Buller was MI5's DG from 2002 go 2007

The former boss of MI5 has said Iraq was a “distraction” that posed no threat to the UK when Tony Blair took the country to war.

August 29th, 2011 | Posted in Humor,Religion | Read More »

Announcing gBay ® – We Got Stuff! – Hats

Announcing gBay !! Exclusive liberated Libyan Merchandise - VT parody

gBay – Hats from Gadaffi’s extensive collection! — VeteransToday parody

August 27th, 2011 | Posted in Editors Picks,Humor | Read More »

The American Dream – Connecting The Dots

american_dream1

A musical tribute to the American Dream, brought to you by SOTT.net. Happy Fourth of July everyone!

July 4th, 2011 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Memorial Weekend Musings, Musical Nailings, Reflections on Tikkuning and My Grandfather’s Ghost

coexist

TIKKUN in Hebrew means mend, repair and transform the world. Keep Hope Alive, the book by Eileen Fleming sheds light good energy towards all men.

May 28th, 2011 | Posted in Arts & Entertainment,Book Reviews,Editors Picks,Education,Humor,Of Interest,Religion | Read More »

11 U.S. States to Adopt Canadian Dollar as Their Official Currency!

In a bid to streamline business and tourist transactions, eleven U.S. border states are set to adopt the Canadian dollar as their official currency [effective, July 4th, 2011. Read on for more details.] So reports Sympatico.ca in a story* which Lorimer Wilson, editor of www.munKNEE.com, has further edited ([  ]), abridged (…) and reformatted below for the sake of [...]

April 21st, 2011 | Posted in Humor,Living | Read More »

I gotta wish that snake a lot of success…

To understand the situation, you have to understand snakes,” Jim Breheny, the director, said in a written statement.

March 28th, 2011 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

Gilad Atzmon: To Call Zimmerman a Zimmerman (+video)

Singer-songwriter and harmonica owner Bob Dylan (born Robert Allen Zimmerman) will perform at Israel’s Ramat Gan Stadium in June.

March 24th, 2011 | Posted in Humor,Living | Read More »

Sarah Palin and Joseph Schumpeter walk into a bar…

“Ideologies are for theoreticians.” Oh yeah…Palin doesn’t speak German and Schumpeter didn’t speak idiot. So, how about this instead? Alexander Hamilton and Edmund Burke walk into a bar.  Hilarity and intelligence ensue… “Every Thursday my gurus, Mr. Burke and Mr. Hamilton, get together at the Heavenly Rest to drink and talk politics. Mr. Burke prefers [...]

January 28th, 2011 | Posted in Humor,Living | Read More »

Gilad Atzmon: Jews against the King

Along the years we have heard about ‘Jews against Zionism’, ‘Jews against Racism’ and ‘Jews against anti Semitism’. In the last few days we have learned about a new Jewish collective. They are called ‘Jews Against the King.’ Apparently some Jews in Hollywood are not happy with the great cinematic success of The King’s Speech, [...]

January 27th, 2011 | Posted in Arts & Entertainment,Humor,Israel,Living,Palestine,World | Read More »

Bad Holiday Gift Ideas by Men

What not to do this holiday season, or any occasion where giftgiving seems appropriate. Make this holiday season the best by avoiding common mistakes. Related Posts:No Related Posts

December 17th, 2010 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

‘Simpsons’ has Fox News ‘#1 with racists’

Making racism, bigotry and fear funny, The Simpsons: “We’re here to come up with the next phony-baloney crisis to put Americans back where they belong—in dark rooms glued to their television too terrified to skip the commercials.” By scarce at Crooks and Liars Related Posts:Media OUTFOXEDThe Assassination of Cpl. Pat Tillman, USAWashington’s Rancor Over Iran-Downed Spy [...]

November 24th, 2010 | Posted in Arts & Entertainment,Humor,Living | Read More »

BODY-SCAN OUTRAGE: The Taiwanese Video

President Obama: You do understand why the American people DO NOT take cries of terrorism at face value? Please acknowledge. Admitting that the American people have been lied to in the name of security would be a good start. From the Business Insider: Related Posts:Will This Get Me Sent To Guantanamo?Obama is a Fraud as is [...]

November 23rd, 2010 | Posted in Humor,Living,Of Interest | Read More »

Political Cartoons – Burning Korans = Religious Crusades

Source: Bendib Comics Wicked cartoons by America’s Most Wanted Political Cartoonist. Enjoy! http://www.bendib.com/book/?utm_source=Bendib+Cartoon+-+Weekly&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Bendib+Cartoon+-+Weekly Khalil Bendib is a Berkeley, CA-based award-winning cartoonist published in numerous small and mid-sized newspapers across the USA, as well as in The Black Commentator and various other online publications. Born in North Africa under a colonialist French regime, Khalil brings a [...]

September 16th, 2010 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

If Religious Right QB Tim Tebow Had a Facebook

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September 10th, 2010 | Posted in Arts & Entertainment,Humor,Living,Of Interest | Read More »

Jim Kauffman: Why Can’t I Own a Canadian?

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet. It’s funny, as well as informative: [...]

August 7th, 2010 | Posted in Humor,Living | Read More »

This Can’t be True! Cash-strapped U.S. Selling 41% of Hawaii + Virgin Islands to Canada

It has been reported* today that Canada’s multi-year efforts to buy the Turks and Caicos Islands in the Caribbean as a sunny and warm winter vacation destination for it citizens during its long cold winters have been abandoned in favour of an agreement to purchase 41.3% of the Hawaiian Islands and 100% of the U.S. Virgin Islands from the cash-strapped United States. Words: 544

July 15th, 2010 | Posted in Humor,Living | Read More »

Dave On Speed

When I was offered the chance to drive a NASCAR-type race car, I expected it to be fun, but not necessarily the ultimate in motoring excitement. I figured that I had already experienced the ultimate in motoring excitement: driving on I-95 in Miami.

May 18th, 2010 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

 

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