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Operation Security Bottom


Butt-Plug was their answer. “The Jewish homeland needs to seal its bottom and there is only one cheap method to do so” said Yossef Pillowbiter.

July 26th, 2014 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

New Terror Group OSIRIS Rivals ISIS’s Caliphate


Just when you thought synthetic terrorism couldn’t get any goofier…

July 21st, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

Dear “Jewish Defense League”: Why aren’t I on your death list?


The JDL’s refusal to recognize my achievements is killing me.

June 25th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

Terrorists assault world’s sanity


Their goal: Spreading stupidity, incompetence, evil, and utter lunacy to the farthest ends of the earth.

June 13th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

One-gun salute to Washington, DC?

washington monument copy

Will Americans build giant middle finger statues to protest the post-9/11 police state?

March 21st, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

USA Seeks to Join Russian Federation


We’re a failed state ruled by criminal oligarchs. Putin for President!

March 11th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

Top 10 reasons why US should keep intervening in Ukraine


“We lost Crimea, so why not lose the whole country?”

March 10th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

The humiliation! I didn’t make “top 10 anti-semites” list

abe foxman

Gordon Duff made the “top ten anti-Semites” list. I’m jealous.

February 28th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

Jewish News For Christmas – Bugs Bunny is a Jew


Bugs Bunny was created by a Jewish producer, lived in a Jewish neighbourhood, has a distinctly New York/Jewish accent and uses his wit and sense of humour to avoid all attempts to eliminate him.

December 24th, 2013 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

Aardvarks make atrocious pets


- Editorial War Breaks out at Veterans Today – Casualty report to follow soon

December 16th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Living | Read More »

Proles Unite – Protective Stupidity is Orwell’s Crimestop


Now we all have to watch President Obama go on the offensive selling his OBAMACARE sellout to the Health Care Insurance Industry…

December 10th, 2013 | Posted in Coping,Editor,Health,Humor,Living,Of Interest | Read More »

Sunni, Shi’a, Salafi, Sufi, Shariah: A guide for the perplexed

Using the "S - words"

Please email your State Legislator and ask them to introduce a bill making Shariah the official path to YOUR state’s water hole…and cc it to Pam Geller.

December 3rd, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Living | Read More »

Obama surrenders to Bibi & Bachmann, will bomb Iran


Obama has decided to obey orders from Netanyahu and Michele Bachmann to bomb Iran. There’s only one catch…

November 29th, 2013 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

Jewish Light Bulb Jokes

light bulb

Q: How many Hasbara Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Wrong question, the real question is why the Arabs want to throw us into the sea?

November 19th, 2013 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

Government shuts down! Drones grounded, NSA shuttered


When the government announced it was shutting down, dogs, drone victims, Syrians, and pot-smokers all breathed a sigh of relief.

October 1st, 2013 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

Oakland A’s are Team to Beat in Baseball Playoffs

grant balfour -norris

In late 2012, I moved to the East Bay and within 9 months this life time Giant fan became an avid Oakland A’s fan. This rambunctious group of baseball players have captured not only my heart but the true spirit and fun of baseball .

September 23rd, 2013 | Posted in Editor,History,Humor,Living,Of Interest | Read More »

Why stop at niqab? Ban ALL women’s clothing!


Obviously the horrific practice of clothing women is not a “free choice” at all. It is part of a grand Muslim conspiracy to destroy Western civilization.

September 23rd, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

WMD Madness and Hypocrisy


This original cartoon, published here in Veterans Today for the first time, captures something of the hypocrisy of the world’s most heavily-armed instruments of WMD terror commanding the Syrian government to hand over its chemical weapons without making similar demands of themselves.

September 18th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

iVey- The new Smartphone Holocaust Game


Jewish game developer to market Holocaust game for smartphones

September 12th, 2013 | Posted in Humor,Living | Read More »

SYRIA: NWO Coup d’Etat Brings Out Who’s Who of Warmongers, Thieves, and Banksters


Jump into the Syria Hot Tub as Johnny Punish takes you on a roller coaster ride to the truth! Enjoy!

September 4th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Living | Read More »

Al-Qaeda pigs out on US taxpayer ice cream

Al-Qaeda's latest US-supplied weapon: A Rocket-Propelled Ice-Cream Launcher

US military contracts for al-Qaeda – including provisions of ice cream – raise questions about the so-called “war on terror.”:

August 2nd, 2013 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

Spirited Oakland A’s are Team to Beat In American League


The Oakland A’s are the true boys of summer in 2013 and fully embody the spirit, fun and enthusiasm that I vividly remember as a teenager ~ when summer baseball ruled my world and the smell of leather, pine tar and the loud crack of the bat was music to my senses.

July 15th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Environment,Humor,Living,Of Interest | Read More »

Mark Twain – America’s Spirit of Independence Day


Mark Twain’s fierce independence and homespun humor personified the true American spirit before it was eventually diminished by greed, lies, unjust wars and apathy.

July 3rd, 2013 | Posted in Editor,History,Humor,Living,Of Interest | Read More »

Muslims defend pig farmer’s freedom

The fruit of an unnatural union between Monsanto CEO Hugh Grant and a laboratory pig

The latest in Islamo-anti-fascism.

July 3rd, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Agent B Presumptive Claims


The Veterans Benefit Administration (VBA) has just announced a new presumptive exposure entitlement due to Agent B for Vietnam Veterans.

May 21st, 2013 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

Happy Texas-Israel Day!


Hey kosher cowboys! It’s Tex-ass-Israel day! Now lets go kill some philistinian injuns!

May 8th, 2013 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

“Holocaust expert” David Cole Stein: Quintessentially Jewish – with a shred of integrity

David Cole, who used to make revisionist Holocaust documentaries, changed his name to David Stein, and started "giving mainstream audiences what they want."

They ain’t makin’ Jews like Jesus any more. So I guess we’ll have to settle for David Cole, a.k.a. Republican Party Animal “David Stein.”

May 4th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,History,Humor,World War II | Read More »

Corbett Report: The Art of Resistance (Osaka, Japan)

corbett repost-atzmon

We spoke about Jewish power, Zionism, Palestine, the Lobby. Controlled opposition, history & concealment, Being & Time and more.

March 26th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Opinion Maker,World War II | Read More »

My Living Will


It’s very healthy to laugh at death particularly because it’s inevitable and it’s really just another chapter here on earth which may or may not have a sequel ~ dependent on whether we denied or surrendered to love.

March 16th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Living,Of Interest | Read More »

Stop the Press: 0.000125 % of the Jews are Ethical and Universalists


And if this is indeed the case–If they call for the Palestinian Right of Return in the name of soup or Gefilte fish–surely they will be kind enough to share the recipes with the rest of us ASAP

January 7th, 2013 | Posted in Humor | Read More »


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