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Happy Texas-Israel Day!

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Hey kosher cowboys! It’s Tex-ass-Israel day! Now lets go kill some philistinian injuns!

May 8th, 2013 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

“Holocaust expert” David Cole Stein: Quintessentially Jewish – with a shred of integrity

David Cole, who used to make revisionist Holocaust documentaries, changed his name to David Stein, and started "giving mainstream audiences what they want."

They ain’t makin’ Jews like Jesus any more. So I guess we’ll have to settle for David Cole, a.k.a. Republican Party Animal “David Stein.”

May 4th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,History,Humor,World War II | Read More »

Corbett Report: The Art of Resistance (Osaka, Japan)

corbett repost-atzmon

We spoke about Jewish power, Zionism, Palestine, the Lobby. Controlled opposition, history & concealment, Being & Time and more.

March 26th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Opinion Maker,World War II | Read More »

My Living Will

will

It’s very healthy to laugh at death particularly because it’s inevitable and it’s really just another chapter here on earth which may or may not have a sequel ~ dependent on whether we denied or surrendered to love.

March 16th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Living,Of Interest | Read More »

Stop the Press: 0.000125 % of the Jews are Ethical and Universalists

good+guys

And if this is indeed the case–If they call for the Palestinian Right of Return in the name of soup or Gefilte fish–surely they will be kind enough to share the recipes with the rest of us ASAP

January 7th, 2013 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

Netanyahu for Anti-Christ? He’s got my vote!

satanyahu

Why stop at the post of Israeli PM? Netanyahu should run for Anti-Christ!

December 13th, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

VT mole slips Netanyahu truth serum

When our Mossad mole slips Bibi truth serum, you never know what he might say

The Veterans Today-led psy-op campaign against Israeli PM Netanyahu is starting to draw blood.

November 28th, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Bibi angling for fall-back career on Broadway

Bibi "Slim Pickens" Netanyahu climbs aboard a bomb dropping on Gaza and says "goodbye politics, hello Broadway!"

After his debacle at the UN, and his coming debacle in Gaza, Netanyahu is going to need a fall-back career: Lead role in the Broadway musical comedy “Springtime for Bibi.”

November 14th, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Is NetanBombYou a ‘Toon?

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Breaking news update! The Netanyahu ‘Toon has returned to the UN to respond to all the mockery he has received.

September 30th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Top Ten Reasons Obama Will Appear on Letterman instead of Meeting Netanyahu

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Here’s what Obama will tell Letterman next Tuesday night. You saw it here first!

September 15th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

How Stupid Can We Be? – Just Watch and See

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- If you can see the anomaly above you can continue reading. If not, do not proceed as your feelings will be hurt.

August 19th, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

A Love Song For My Spooky VT Friends

love song-spooks

Maybe spooks are just like ordinary people, only more so.

August 4th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Humor Me, Check These Out

rocks

Here is a comparison between “authentic and established” journalism that uncovers a hidden tax on what people are encouraged to believe.

May 23rd, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Living,Of Interest,Religion | Read More »

To The UNH Class of 2012

class of 2012

I did not graduate with honors ~ far from it, for I barely accumulated enough units to be standing on the stage where you will soon be receiving your diploma. But I did graduate with the acute awareness that I was prepared to live my dreams, whatever they were, and fear and self doubt would not stop me.

May 6th, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Education,Humor,Living,Of Interest | Read More »

The Green Monster Turns 100

green monster

And then it happened ~ I heard the crack of the ball hitting the bat and as I ran toward first base, I glanced over my left shoulder and, lo and behold, there was my hit ball rising in an arc toward the Green Monster in left field ~ I couldn’t believe it !

April 22nd, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Living,Of Interest | Read More »

Lee Whitnum’s “whore for AIPAC” comment draws protests – from whores!

whores

Calling Congress-critters rolling in Zionist dough “whores” is an insult to prostitutes everywhere.

April 7th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

2012 Intergalactic Space Probe Landing – Earthling Contact

half_moon_and_half_earth

What would happen if we intercepted a report from an intergalactic space probe expedition that has been collecting data on Planet Earth for some time?

March 25th, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Environment,Humor,Living,Of Interest,Peace | Read More »

Will Colbert Grow a Pair for The Secret Policeman’s Ball Vis-a-Vis Israel’s WMD?

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Amnesty International is celebrating fifty years in support of free speech at a comedy show on March 4th in New York City with the import of The Secret Policeman’s Ball.

February 25th, 2012 | Posted in Causes,Education,History,Humor,Living,Of Interest,Peace,Religion | Read More »

Exclusive interview! Donald Rumsfeld Defends Predator Drones

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I was lucky enough to catch up with Donald Rumsfeld, former Secretary of Defense, at the Edward Teach Memorial Golf Course and Scuba Diving Facility outside of Kingston, Jamaica.

February 22nd, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Shameless chutzpah: Could it work for Muslims Too?

melgibson

If shameless chutzpah pays off for Jews, why not for Muslims too?

January 28th, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Newt for Caliph!

newt for caliph

Newt, the time has come for you to do your last, best political flip-flop: Stop being a Constitution-shredding Islamophobe, and recognize that there’s a freedom-loving Muslim inside you that’s just waiting to come out.

January 19th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

2012 Is Here, Moral Pole Shift Underway

mostafa ahmadi roshan

Americans have obviously lost their moral compass. The poles of morality – good and evil – are switching places.

January 13th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

A Paranoid Little Ditty in Honor of David Jacobs

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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean gray aliens, NWO Rothschild reptiles, chemtrail-spewing hyperdimensional jets, camera-carrying robot insects, psychotronic-weapons-operating psychopaths, and alien-hybrid politicians aren’t out to get you.

January 11th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

In which I call for the Taliban to invade Europe

Mullah-Omar

Europe needs liberating a lot more than Afghanistan ever did.

January 6th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Senate Declares US Bestial Military Dictatorship

bestiality in the military

I do not wish to be indefinitely detained by people who have sex with pigs, monkeys, monitor lizards, giant cockroaches, or other animals.

January 1st, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Homeless Veterans, Cable TV and the FBI

FBI

Once upon a time, I ran the largest shelter for Homeless Veterans in the USA, located in Boston Massachusetts. Here is a story that I remember with a smile:

December 28th, 2011 | Posted in Education,Humor,Living,Of Interest | Read More »

A Christmas Wish List for Obama

obamaswishlist

When it comes to the Barack Obama presents you received during his administration, what you got is a visit from a Christmas basher without the redeeming value of a Grinch or Scrooge.

December 26th, 2011 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

An Open Letter Of Apology To President Barack Obama

President Obama Makes Statement On GOP's Obstruction Of Cordray's Nomination To Run The CFPB

Now that you have signed the National Defense Appropriation Act into law giving yourself the power to arrest and imprison any American indefinitely, I want to tell you how very very very very very sorry I am for all those nasty things I wrote about you.

December 20th, 2011 | Posted in Humor,Politics | Read More »

Why Can’t I Own a Canadian?

laura

People come up with all sorts of rationalizations for their bigotry and hatred of those different than themselves.

December 5th, 2011 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Religion | Read More »

Sadly, Something The Brits Do Better Than We Do…

snake

Seriously, we need to spend time practicing to be this good. There is an art, a craft, a honed skill to political commentary and invective, and these awful people deserve the best of that art.

October 17th, 2011 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

 

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