Five Good Reasons Not to Nuke Washington, DC

Kim Jong-un for President!

April 6th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Foreign Relations,Politics | Read More »

I LOVE Big Brother – So Don’t Bother Torturing Me!

You might wake up some day strapped to a gurney in a cage in Guantanamo with spark plug wires hooked to your testicles. Prepare a “torture living will” now, and save yourself a lot of trouble later!

January 21st, 2013 | Posted in 9/11,Editor | Read More »

President Morsi should apologize – to apes, pigs, and vampires

The New York Times is right. Egypt’s President Morsi should apologize for comparing apes, pigs, and vampires to Zionists.

January 18th, 2013 | Posted in Middle East,Of Interest,Palestine | Read More »

Conspiracy Theories: A Modest Proposal

Obama’s ex-information czar HATES “conspiracy theories.” Here is his novel plan to Swiftly get rid of them.

January 13th, 2013 | Posted in 9/11,Editor | Read More »

Stop the Press: 0.000125 % of the Jews are Ethical and Universalists

And if this is indeed the case–If they call for the Palestinian Right of Return in the name of soup or Gefilte fish–surely they will be kind enough to share the recipes with the rest of us ASAP

January 7th, 2013 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

VT mole slips Netanyahu truth serum

When our Mossad mole slips Bibi truth serum, you never know what he might say

The Veterans Today-led psy-op campaign against Israeli PM Netanyahu is starting to draw blood.

November 28th, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Targeting Journalists: A Modest Proposal

If you’re a journalist, and you report something Israel doesn’t like – such as the truth – Israel will try to blow you up.

November 24th, 2012 | Posted in Editor | Read More »

Operation Security Roof*

PM Netanyahu is determined that the only way to defend Israel’s populated area is to cover the Jewish State with a thick layer of iron and cement.

November 19th, 2012 | Posted in Iran,Israel,Middle East,Palestine,World | Read More »

Colbert Claims Obama Teleported to Mars for Gay Trysts (with Jerome Corsi?)

Colbert picks up my “Obama on Mars” story and runs with it…except he left out the carniverous plesiosaurs.

October 13th, 2012 | Posted in 9/11,Editor | Read More »

Top Ten Reasons Obama Will Appear on Letterman instead of Meeting Netanyahu

Here’s what Obama will tell Letterman next Tuesday night. You saw it here first!

September 15th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Zimmerman does NOT represent all Jews!

We cannot repeat too often that Judaism is a religion of peace.

March 23rd, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Of Interest | Read More »

Psychologists: Nation Handling 9/11 Abuse Trauma Surprisingly Well

Collective Abuse Committee members celebrate unanimous findings that Americans are handling 9/11 well.

March 7th, 2012 | Posted in 9/11,Editor | Read More »

Exclusive interview! Donald Rumsfeld Defends Predator Drones

I was lucky enough to catch up with Donald Rumsfeld, former Secretary of Defense, at the Edward Teach Memorial Golf Course and Scuba Diving Facility outside of Kingston, Jamaica.

February 22nd, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

2012 Is Here, Moral Pole Shift Underway

Americans have obviously lost their moral compass. The poles of morality – good and evil – are switching places.

January 13th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Jon Stewart on RNC Sex Club Scandal (Video)

2 Girls 1 GOP Jon Stewart, Jason Jones, Wyatt Cenac and John Oliver discuss faux lesbian bondage-themed strip clubs

March 31st, 2010 | Posted in Politics | Read More »

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