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Israel changes name to Judaic State (JS)

With the stroke of a pen, Bibi changed "Israel" to "Judaic State" - and appointed himself Caliph

Is Judaic State (JS) imitating Islamic State (IS) – or the other way around?

August 23rd, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Israel | Read More »

Operation Security Bottom

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Butt-Plug was their answer. “The Jewish homeland needs to seal its bottom and there is only one cheap method to do so” said Yossef Pillowbiter.

July 26th, 2014 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

Celebrity tweets rip Israel to shreds

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Celebrities are posting anti-Israel tweets – and then issuing obligatory “apologies.”

July 22nd, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Palestine | Read More »

New Terror Group OSIRIS Rivals ISIS’s Caliphate

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Just when you thought synthetic terrorism couldn’t get any goofier…

July 21st, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

Dear “Jewish Defense League”: Why aren’t I on your death list?

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The JDL’s refusal to recognize my achievements is killing me.

June 25th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

Donald Sterling, Cliven Bundy to start “Racist/Jewish State” in rural Nevada

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Jewish and goyish racists are making aliyah to rural Nevada – to found a new apartheid state called White Zion.

April 29th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Israel,Middle East | Read More »

Secular Anti-Humanists take the pulpit!

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The First Church of Leo Strauss, Secular Anti-Humanist, is coming to YOUR town.

April 13th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Living,Religion | Read More »

Free Jonathan Pollard!

As the posters indicate, Obama would be serving the Israeli flag - not the American one - by freeing Pollard

Freeing Jonathan Pollard could lead to Mideast peace. Here’s how.

April 2nd, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Israel | Read More »

One-gun salute to Washington, DC?

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Will Americans build giant middle finger statues to protest the post-9/11 police state?

March 21st, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

USA Seeks to Join Russian Federation

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We’re a failed state ruled by criminal oligarchs. Putin for President!

March 11th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

Top 10 reasons why US should keep intervening in Ukraine

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“We lost Crimea, so why not lose the whole country?”

March 10th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

Latest Snowden leak: Obama’s UNEDITED remarks to Netanyahu!

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What Obama really thinks of Netanyahu.

March 5th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Israel | Read More »

The humiliation! I didn’t make “top 10 anti-semites” list

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Gordon Duff made the “top ten anti-Semites” list. I’m jealous.

February 28th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

Ten reasons why I Support Alan Dershowitz, Not

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Earlier today Haaretz published Dershowitz’ diatribe on the BDS. For the first time, I have to admit, I agree with the elder Zionist mouthpiece.

February 14th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Iran,Israel,Middle East,Palestine,Syria,World | Read More »

Mr. President, PLEASE “unleash the drones” !

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Hey Obama – drone strike THIS!

February 11th, 2014 | Posted in Civil Liberties and Freedom,Editor | Read More »

Aardvarks make atrocious pets

Aardvarks

- Editorial War Breaks out at Veterans Today – Casualty report to follow soon

December 16th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Living | Read More »

Israeli soccer team re-named “The Fighting Goys”

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Israel’s racism is so outrageous it’s hard to satirize. As Jim Dean says, “you can’t make this stuff up.”

October 18th, 2013 | Posted in Israel,Middle East,World | Read More »

Syrian rebellion devours itself – literally!

Eat your hearts out, takfiris!

Takfiri gourmets have been roaming the rebel-held areas seeking exotic bits of human flesh for their culinary orgies.

July 26th, 2013 | Posted in Syria | Read More »

Hezbollah gets “terrorist” label for fighting al-Qaeda

Al-Qaeda leader al-Zawahiri: The next DHS chief?

Could Western hypocrisy on terrorism could sink any lower?

July 24th, 2013 | Posted in 9/11,Editor | Read More »

Five Good Reasons Not to Nuke Washington, DC

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Kim Jong-un for President!

April 6th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Foreign Relations,Politics | Read More »

I LOVE Big Brother – So Don’t Bother Torturing Me!

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You might wake up some day strapped to a gurney in a cage in Guantanamo with spark plug wires hooked to your testicles. Prepare a “torture living will” now, and save yourself a lot of trouble later!

January 21st, 2013 | Posted in 9/11,Editor | Read More »

President Morsi should apologize – to apes, pigs, and vampires

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The New York Times is right. Egypt’s President Morsi should apologize for comparing apes, pigs, and vampires to Zionists.

January 18th, 2013 | Posted in Middle East,Of Interest,Palestine | Read More »

Conspiracy Theories: A Modest Proposal

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Obama’s ex-information czar HATES “conspiracy theories.” Here is his novel plan to Swiftly get rid of them.

January 13th, 2013 | Posted in 9/11,Editor | Read More »

Stop the Press: 0.000125 % of the Jews are Ethical and Universalists

good+guys

And if this is indeed the case–If they call for the Palestinian Right of Return in the name of soup or Gefilte fish–surely they will be kind enough to share the recipes with the rest of us ASAP

January 7th, 2013 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

VT mole slips Netanyahu truth serum

When our Mossad mole slips Bibi truth serum, you never know what he might say

The Veterans Today-led psy-op campaign against Israeli PM Netanyahu is starting to draw blood.

November 28th, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Targeting Journalists: A Modest Proposal

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If you’re a journalist, and you report something Israel doesn’t like – such as the truth – Israel will try to blow you up.

November 24th, 2012 | Posted in Editor | Read More »

Operation Security Roof*

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PM Netanyahu is determined that the only way to defend Israel’s populated area is to cover the Jewish State with a thick layer of iron and cement.

November 19th, 2012 | Posted in Iran,Israel,Middle East,Palestine,World | Read More »

Colbert Claims Obama Teleported to Mars for Gay Trysts (with Jerome Corsi?)

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Colbert picks up my “Obama on Mars” story and runs with it…except he left out the carniverous plesiosaurs.

October 13th, 2012 | Posted in 9/11,Editor | Read More »

Top Ten Reasons Obama Will Appear on Letterman instead of Meeting Netanyahu

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Here’s what Obama will tell Letterman next Tuesday night. You saw it here first!

September 15th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Zimmerman does NOT represent all Jews!

religionofpeace

We cannot repeat too often that Judaism is a religion of peace.

March 23rd, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Of Interest | Read More »

 

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