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Secular Anti-Humanists take the pulpit!


The First Church of Leo Strauss, Secular Anti-Humanist, is coming to YOUR town.

April 13th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Living,Religion | Read More »

Free Jonathan Pollard!

As the posters indicate, Obama would be serving the Israeli flag - not the American one - by freeing Pollard

Freeing Jonathan Pollard could lead to Mideast peace. Here’s how.

April 2nd, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Israel | Read More »

One-gun salute to Washington, DC?

washington monument copy

Will Americans build giant middle finger statues to protest the post-9/11 police state?

March 21st, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

USA Seeks to Join Russian Federation


We’re a failed state ruled by criminal oligarchs. Putin for President!

March 11th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

Top 10 reasons why US should keep intervening in Ukraine


“We lost Crimea, so why not lose the whole country?”

March 10th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

Latest Snowden leak: Obama’s UNEDITED remarks to Netanyahu!


What Obama really thinks of Netanyahu.

March 5th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Israel | Read More »

The humiliation! I didn’t make “top 10 anti-semites” list

abe foxman

Gordon Duff made the “top ten anti-Semites” list. I’m jealous.

February 28th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Humor | Read More »

Ten reasons why I Support Alan Dershowitz, Not

dershi and me

Earlier today Haaretz published Dershowitz’ diatribe on the BDS. For the first time, I have to admit, I agree with the elder Zionist mouthpiece.

February 14th, 2014 | Posted in Editor,Iran,Israel,Middle East,Palestine,Syria,World | Read More »

Mr. President, PLEASE “unleash the drones” !


Hey Obama – drone strike THIS!

February 11th, 2014 | Posted in Civil Liberties and Freedom,Editor | Read More »

Aardvarks make atrocious pets


- Editorial War Breaks out at Veterans Today – Casualty report to follow soon

December 16th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Living | Read More »

Israeli soccer team re-named “The Fighting Goys”


Israel’s racism is so outrageous it’s hard to satirize. As Jim Dean says, “you can’t make this stuff up.”

October 18th, 2013 | Posted in Israel,Middle East,World | Read More »

Syrian rebellion devours itself – literally!

Eat your hearts out, takfiris!

Takfiri gourmets have been roaming the rebel-held areas seeking exotic bits of human flesh for their culinary orgies.

July 26th, 2013 | Posted in Syria | Read More »

Hezbollah gets “terrorist” label for fighting al-Qaeda

Al-Qaeda leader al-Zawahiri: The next DHS chief?

Could Western hypocrisy on terrorism could sink any lower?

July 24th, 2013 | Posted in 9/11,Editor | Read More »

Five Good Reasons Not to Nuke Washington, DC


Kim Jong-un for President!

April 6th, 2013 | Posted in Editor,Foreign Relations,Politics | Read More »

I LOVE Big Brother – So Don’t Bother Torturing Me!


You might wake up some day strapped to a gurney in a cage in Guantanamo with spark plug wires hooked to your testicles. Prepare a “torture living will” now, and save yourself a lot of trouble later!

January 21st, 2013 | Posted in 9/11,Editor | Read More »

President Morsi should apologize – to apes, pigs, and vampires


The New York Times is right. Egypt’s President Morsi should apologize for comparing apes, pigs, and vampires to Zionists.

January 18th, 2013 | Posted in Middle East,Of Interest,Palestine | Read More »

Conspiracy Theories: A Modest Proposal


Obama’s ex-information czar HATES “conspiracy theories.” Here is his novel plan to Swiftly get rid of them.

January 13th, 2013 | Posted in 9/11,Editor | Read More »

Stop the Press: 0.000125 % of the Jews are Ethical and Universalists


And if this is indeed the case–If they call for the Palestinian Right of Return in the name of soup or Gefilte fish–surely they will be kind enough to share the recipes with the rest of us ASAP

January 7th, 2013 | Posted in Humor | Read More »

VT mole slips Netanyahu truth serum

When our Mossad mole slips Bibi truth serum, you never know what he might say

The Veterans Today-led psy-op campaign against Israeli PM Netanyahu is starting to draw blood.

November 28th, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Targeting Journalists: A Modest Proposal

zio vs media

If you’re a journalist, and you report something Israel doesn’t like – such as the truth – Israel will try to blow you up.

November 24th, 2012 | Posted in Editor | Read More »

Operation Security Roof*


PM Netanyahu is determined that the only way to defend Israel’s populated area is to cover the Jewish State with a thick layer of iron and cement.

November 19th, 2012 | Posted in Iran,Israel,Middle East,Palestine,World | Read More »

Colbert Claims Obama Teleported to Mars for Gay Trysts (with Jerome Corsi?)


Colbert picks up my “Obama on Mars” story and runs with it…except he left out the carniverous plesiosaurs.

October 13th, 2012 | Posted in 9/11,Editor | Read More »

Top Ten Reasons Obama Will Appear on Letterman instead of Meeting Netanyahu


Here’s what Obama will tell Letterman next Tuesday night. You saw it here first!

September 15th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Zimmerman does NOT represent all Jews!


We cannot repeat too often that Judaism is a religion of peace.

March 23rd, 2012 | Posted in Editor,Of Interest | Read More »

Psychologists: Nation Handling 9/11 Abuse Trauma Surprisingly Well


Collective Abuse Committee members celebrate unanimous findings that Americans are handling 9/11 well.

March 7th, 2012 | Posted in 9/11,Editor | Read More »

Exclusive interview! Donald Rumsfeld Defends Predator Drones


I was lucky enough to catch up with Donald Rumsfeld, former Secretary of Defense, at the Edward Teach Memorial Golf Course and Scuba Diving Facility outside of Kingston, Jamaica.

February 22nd, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

2012 Is Here, Moral Pole Shift Underway

mostafa ahmadi roshan

Americans have obviously lost their moral compass. The poles of morality – good and evil – are switching places.

January 13th, 2012 | Posted in Humor,Of Interest | Read More »

Jon Stewart on RNC Sex Club Scandal (Video)

2 Girls 1 GOP Jon Stewart, Jason Jones, Wyatt Cenac and John Oliver discuss faux lesbian bondage-themed strip clubs

March 31st, 2010 | Posted in Politics | Read More »


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