“Zombie Moron Attacks Increasing” – DHS Source

Comic artist Scott Saavedra saw it all coming…

 by Kevin Barrett


An army of zombie morons that has been slowly gathering strength on the internet is about to erupt into the real world and wreak havoc, according to national security sources.

One anonymous Department of Homeland official claims that the situation is even worse than that: “According to unconfirmed reports, throngs of zombie morons may have already broken through thousands if not millions of computer screens, trailing blood and broken glass in their wake as they eat the brains of any halfway-intelligent real-world human they can find.” Once a victim’s brain has been eaten, the victim becomes a zombie moron himself and shambles around looking for people with yummy, yummy brains.

Rocky Mountain High School in Colorado was recently the scene of an apparent zombie moron attack. Legions of frothing-at-the-mouth zombie moron parents attacked teachers and administrators for teaching students how to recite the Pledge of Allegiance in various languages, including Arabic – whose word for God, used by Arabic-speaking Christians, Jews, and Muslims, is “Allah.”  Since the phrase “one nation under God” in Arabic is “umma wahida tata Allah” the zombie moron parents, imagining that their children were swearing fealty to the Muslim Brotherhood, began frothing at the mouth and swarming the school, in hopes of devouring the brains of any intelligent life forms they found.

Another recent zombie moron attack occurred at the Daily Beast – a hardcore-Zionist-owned site plagued by frequent outbreaks. The Daily Un-American Beast (DUMB), as people whose brains have not yet been devoured call it, published a Guide to Americans’ Craziest Conspiracy Theories – a palpably obvious psy-op designed by zombie morons to influence even dumber zombie morons. By strewing the cyber-landscape with idiotic “conspiracy theories” like “Paul McCartney died in 1966,” “lizard people control society,” “Obama is the anti-Christ,” and “Bin Laden is still alive,” mixed in with slightly-less-idiotic ones like “the moon landings were faked,” the zombie morons at the Beast are trying to incite the even stupider zombie morons who frequent the site into attacking anyone with enough brains to recognize that 9/11 was an inside job, the Kennedy brothers were killed by insiders, the Federal Reserve banksters and their military-industrial-intelligence complex dominate the Deep State, Zionists dominate the media and own Hollywood outright, and so on.

The Beast‘s psy-op, so absurdly transparent that only zombie morons could possibly be behind it (and only even dumber ones could fall for it), uses classic, easily-recognizable psychological warfare techniques in a hilariously ham-fisted manner. Two of those techniques, inversion and skunking, are exemplified by the Beast‘s “Bin Laden is still alive” meme. The truth – that Bin Laden almost certainly died in December 2001, as reported by Pakistani and Egyptian media, and that all subsequent “Bin Laden” events have been hoaxes – is inverted by the Beast, and then “skunked” in the popular mind by identifying it with its ridiculous inversion. (Note that the Beast’s whole article is one big attempt to “skunk” the so-called conspiracy theories that are true and gaining credibility among the public.)

The Beast also uses another classic psy-op technique, cognitive dissonance, to terminate any residual thought processes that may be plaguing its acephalic readership. Example: The Beast offers as a supposedly ridiculous conspiracy theory the statement that “29 percent of voters believe aliens exist.”

But wait a minute – OF COURSE aliens exist!  The absolute minimum number of planets in the visible universe is 6 sextillion or 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 – and the real number (even leaving aside invisible universes and other dimensions) is almost certainly vastly, unimaginably higher. If our world and our solar system are even slightly ordinary – and only a megalomaniacal nut would presume that his world and his solar system are extraordinary – then the universe is teeming with intelligent life, much of it with space-travel and (presumably) time-travel and inter-dimensional-travel technology as far ahead of what we now have as the Space Shuttle is ahead of the scamperings of an ant. If our species, and our world, are not already the property of vastly-more-advanced aliens, we are beating zillions-to-one odds. And whether or not earth is owned or being visited by aliens, as a fair amount of evidence suggests, only a zombie moron without a single viable synapse left could doubt that “aliens exist” somewhere among the untold sextillions of planets.

So the Beast‘s cognitive dissonance operation works like this: Take a statement that is obviously (intellectually) true – aliens exist – and skunk it so it appears (emotionally) as laughably false. The conflict between the two ways of perceiving the same statement paralyzes the mind of the target – assuming the target has any mind left to paralyze (which, considering the Beast’s audience, is a big assumption).

By training its zombie moron audience in the habit of cognitive dissonance, the Beast is hoping that the habit will persist when the audience encounters other “conspiracy theories.”  For example, when a zombie moron trained by the Beast (intellectually) sees the Twin Towers exploding, but (emotionally) imagines that they are just falling down in gravity-driven collapses caused by evil Muslim suicide hijackers, the zombie moron will instinctively ridicule the obviously-true “conspiracy theory”…and the conflict between intellect and emotion, between truth and falsehood, will paralyze the last few synapses he may possess. He starts drooling and lurching, and is now ready to go out and “eat brains.”



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5 Responses to "“Zombie Moron Attacks Increasing” – DHS Source"

  1. Charlotte NC Bill  April 6, 2013 at 8:44 am

    My aunt was spouting typical mainstream Republican bullcrap w/o even mentioning Fox “News” and I just came out and told her, ” oh, we’ve GOT to get people like you away fm that Fox News crap, bc it’s not helping you understand what’s really going on out there AT ALL..” She still thinks the markets began tanking in early ‘ 08 bc they merely THOUGHT that Obama was going to become President…she also thinks that we were “putting the terrorists in the WH in ’08″referring to all that Bill Ayres crap…neglecting the fact that the rogue bankster network, useing Mossad and the Exec branch, did 9-11.

  2. Charlotte NC Bill  April 6, 2013 at 8:38 am

    It’s true..The neo-con movement conservative lemming media is cultivating “zombie morons”…Non-thinking dumb-asses who still believe in the ” 19 hijacker ” myth who supposedly also blew-up the Twin towers, didn’t fly a 767 into the Pentagon-or did so w/o leaving any wreckage of a 767-..who also control demo’d WTC7 in classic fashion, caused the enormous explosions in the sub-basements and WTC 6 before the planes even hit…who still believe we were right to invade Iraq..right to bomb and destroy Libya…who still think Israel’s a genuine ally-and that Obama wants to betray them…etc etc..

  3. Martin Maloney  April 5, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    Of course bin Laden is still alive.

    1) The person killed in the raid at the Pakistani compound was not bin Laden.
    2) The story that bin Laden died, of natural causes, in Afghanistan, in mid-December, 2001, is a crackpot conspiracy theory.


    bin Laden is still alive.

    It’s great fun, being even more convoluted than the writer(s) at the Daily Beast.

    Our zombie president has plans for our brains:


    Obama’s BRAIN Initiative
    If the gun registry is just a plot to take away America’s guns, then Obama’s brain registry is just a ploy to take away its brains.

  4. lawrencedickerson  April 5, 2013 at 12:43 pm

    This great satire would even be more humorous if it weren’t a direct parallel to the truth.I am rock solid positive that you intended for the in tune reader to pick up on that indirect way to get people to think for themselves.We are saturated daily with many forms of psychological warfare from many sources,each attempting to force us to see their way or the highway.Often time they counter balance each other which causes the reader to get a terrible headache without the hangover.

  5. Excalibur  April 5, 2013 at 10:15 am


    (Well known zombie parlance to denote cynicism of official versions of 9/11 – and the motives of the new world order gangsters).

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