McCain Sneaks Across Syria Border, Joins Al-Qaeda

Sen. John McCain, chewing on the raw heart of a Syrian soldier

by Kevin Barrett


According to unconfirmed reports, former Republican presidential candidate and current Senator John McCain has joined al-Qaeda.

Informed sources report that McCain slipped across the Syrian border last night and joined the al-Nusra front, an Israeli-supported al-Qaeda affiliate that is waging war against Syria.

McCain issued the following statement explaining his actions: “In the name of Yahweh, the benevolent, the merciful, I hereby declare allegiance to Sheikh Ayman al-Zawahiri and to the Zionist entity he represents. I have always wanted to grow a beard, cut off some heads, and devour the raw internal organs of my victims, especially since I had a bad experience in a POW camp, so this represents the fulfillment of a lifelong dream. I am grateful to Sheikh al-Zawahiri, Prime Minister Netanyahu, Adam Gadahn, and the other heroic mujewhideen who have made this possible.”

According to terror expert Daniel Pipes, McCain is the highest-level American politician ever to have joined al-Qaeda: “This is a real coup for al-Qaeda. But it wasn’t  unexpected. Now that the State of Israel has openly merged with al-Qaeda, and is bombing Syria on behalf of al-Qaeda operations, I believe we will be seeing more well-known American statesmen follow in the footsteps of Senator McCain.”

Another leading terror expert, Steve Emerson, explained: “More and more US Senators are competing to see who can humiliate themselves the most obsequiously as they grovel at the feet of Israel and Netanyahu. What better way to show your devotion to Israel than by joining its favorite false-flag militia and blowing yourself up?”

Meanwhile, McCain’s colleague Sen. Lindsey Graham introduced a resolution (S. Res 65) supporting al-Qaeda’s right to self-defense, and committing the US to go to war to defend al-Qaeda if it should decide to attack any nation, including the US.

Graham explained: “Al-Qaeda is a branch of Israel, and Israel has the right to attack anyone it wants, including us. That’s why McCain’s father covered up the Israeli massacre of the USS Liberty crew, and it’s why we all covered up Israel’s demolition of the World Trade Center on 9/11. If Israel and its al-Qaeda front group want to blow up any more American skyscrapers, the United States must stand behind them and offer our full support.”

Al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn welcomed the news of McCain’s decision to wage kosher jihad. “We both have a family tradition of service to Israel. My grandfather was a Director of the ADL, and Senator McCain’s father was the Navy’s highest-ranking Mossad infiltrator. Together, we will make a terrific team as we make Muslims look like homicidal lunatics, while waging kosher jihad against Israel’s enemies in Syria. It’s a win-win situation.”

Meanwhile, back at the White House, an executive branch “disposition matrix” death panel is considering targeting McCain in a drone strike. Polls showed that since McCain joined al-Qaeda, 68% of Americans now favor “taking him out” – a three-point jump since he joined the terrorist group.



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Dr. Kevin Barrett, a Ph.D. Arabist-Islamologist, is one of America’s best-known critics of the War on Terror.

He is Host of TRUTH JIHAD RADIO; a hard driving weekly LIVE call in radio show. He also has appeared many times on Fox, CNN, PBS and other broadcast outlets, and has inspired feature stories and op-eds in the New York Times, the Christian Science Monitor, the Chicago Tribune, and other leading publications.

Dr. Barrett has taught at colleges and universities in San Francisco, Paris, and Wisconsin, where he ran for Congress in 2008. He currently works as a nonprofit organizer, author, and talk radio host.

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  1. KB, You are the best. hahaha I love it!

    I guess McCain did undermine everything that Kerry tried to accomplish; Did you think about that ?

    So why did Obamaco let it happen and then just be mum about it?

  2. Oddball he is. I remember reading about his diligent, and repeated efforts to stop the families of the Vietnam MIA’s from going to the country and searching for their family members left behind by a hideous and embarrassing war lyin’ Lyndon Johnson escalated shortly after he allowed JFK to be assassinated.
    I remember his verbally attacking a woman sitting before the committee asking for their help to go to Vietnam to find a family member. His tirade was cold, callous, and insensitive. He literally shut her up on her tracks, and stopped all efforts to find family members. It was an embarrassment to sit and listen to his robotic BS belittling her. I have no respect for him at all.
    The now defunct Idaho Observer wrote a brilliant series on McCann ancestry and how they got into the country. Not only are they Navy back three generations, it is questionable how the McCann family got to America. It is a quite interesting piece of work, as is Obama past.
    McCann seems to comfortable in his own skin, and a hero I think not. He compromised everything he could to survive the containment, even stories of siding with the enemy. No wonder he doesn’t want other Americans going over there to find the remains or the aged family long forgotten by this government.
    Some people seemingly keep enough voters oblivious to the actual facts and thus the truth. McCann is arrogant beyond belief, not that quick witted, very protective of his past activities. And now he does this?
    I would just like to ask, what do you think you are doing John McCann? If you have an explanation for your behavior I would like to hear it without the song and dance. From the Poppy Bush to Clinton to boy Bush to Obama, and now ex-presidential candidate John McCann–traitors all. How embarrassing!
    You writers at VT never ceases to amaze me. What would we do without this website.

  3. Thanks for giving us the details Sen. I have tried to get that across on Benghazi, you went there to be a leader for Netanyahu……why no one questioned him.

  4. Failed soldier looking for glory. The problem is he wants somethign to command to lead. He did the same in Libya and no none asked him who were the mercenaries he talked to there that ended up in the uprising Netanyahu so badly wanted and had his Mossad there.for it. He was not looking for peace you can bet on that. Go back a read his usual claims, “I suggested the surge must go on” and etc etc. Trying so hard to eaearn his medal and something to hate
    Obama should find a way to let it be know he is on his own. He is not coward, he just wants tobe a HERO
    but they tend to take others with them.

  5. Thanks Kevin – it was a good laugh, but more importantly, it drives home the HUGE disconnect in the mind of the US public with regard to Al Qaeda. If the official version has Al Qaeda masterminding 9-11 – then how can the US Government justify supporting them in Libya and now Syria? Did they all kiss and make up while we weren’t looking?

  6. Since their is a reward for al-Zawahiri and Gadahn, how much on the easy capture of McCain.
    Good God what a craziness, what’s next?

    • A “Title” can say a Million words like a photo can.

      McCain’s close ties with NutjobYAHOO means that he Mc Cain is actually out doing the job of the late Bob Hope to encourage the Troop’s or in this case… TERRORIST’S!

      Meanwhile, NutjobYAHOO is refilling his “ACME Marker” with more “Red blood” of American Boy’s who will be sure to die so that NutjobYAHOO acting like a KID, will scribble or draw outside the lines of his Middle Eastern “Coloring Book” the new lines/borders of Israel. Thus deleting Syria in a few strokes.

      Kevin outdid himself in the title alone of this article and for that… KUDO’S to Mr. Barrett. One doesn’t have to be a Muslim to appreciate the humor in the title nor the seriousness of it either.

      We American’s sit back daily watching our Government and those who represent that FAILED Government violate the very NDAA and Lugar-Obama Act (Supplying Mad-Pad’s) to the very ones they (US Government) alleges 12 years of Wars and our Police State was created for to fight the HOAX War ‘OF’ Terror on the entire Middle East which ‘ONLY’ benefit’s the failed statehood of Israel.

      Yet smaller “Scandal’s” fill the news of this entire administration. The Biggest is the one like a lake trout is the one that always gets away. Why isn’t there any media or people who demand those in power answer for this? The Rebel’s and al-Nusra have all openly declared allegiance to Al Qaeda. Yet no one says a word.

      This means for those Military Veteran’s and Spouses of those as well as friends. Their Loved ones are and have been all killed by the US Government who knowingly is aiding and abetting in the Murders of American’s. All used to generate US Support to kill / murder to push the Evil U.S. Agenda controlled by AIRPAC in “Occupied America.”

    • I always look forward to your shares of wisdom williammartin. Thanks for this once again fine piece of writing. I do also like Dr. Kevin Barrett PhD.

      You know why no Media covers this stuff, Zionist-control Media scripted dialog. They do not want to lose their jobs so like all other American’s love to go, GO with the Flow.

      I see my Veteran Vietnam friends suffer at the very hands that should be helping them. The stories shared I weep when alone. They cannot even discuss things they saw with the therapists that they must go to see. ‘You are trained assassins so must keep a close watch on you.’ Damn (These soldiers need help to face their nightmares and cannot discuss these true events they experienced; one told me if they say what they witnessed in countries they cannot even name (because it was territories we were not supposed to be) he would be placed in a mental ward.

      Yet McCain and his cohorts are criminals and have a licence to hurt WE the People and Our Soldiers whom they are killing for their divide and conquer games of war-mongering greed. What is wrong with this picture? McCain and all the others that have hurt our country get the best salaries, and best insurance, pensions and all the rest.

      Reading Kevin’s column makes me so angry. There are those that have the top security clearances to act on some of these issues why aren’t they stepping up for us? I keep telling the Veterans I am friends with, We citizens of this great country are standing by waiting for the cue: If and when the ‘soldiers’ want to take down the regime that is culling we American’s in any way they can, which ‘they’ and only they have the legal right to do, when the ones in power are not working for We the People or defending our Constitution. (WE have to see about reinstating our constitutional Rights.)

      Thanks again williammartin for this fine reply to Kevin’s fine article.

    • I send my best back to you and yours.

      It is truly sad to watch a country you love self destruct. For the (DUH!!) that resides inside my inner thoughts I always wonder why others can’t see what the real picture is. I respect the Veteran’s who although lied to did what they have done. But I see most of them were just protecting their friends on the battle fields created by Israel.

      I have 3 beautiful daughters and always wanted a son. Yet I see the pain as through the eyes of a parent who watches the secret backdoor “No Child left behind” bring recruiters onto school grounds to induct the parents long hard work into wars in which none of those the US has ever invaded was any threat to our country AK-47’s can only fire a bullet so far and that’s it.

      Last week on DemocracyNow a sad video was posted. It showed how the US Military jumping over section or article 14 found a loophole in section 10 to give the boot to those returning soldiers suffering from PTSD and other long term ailments so that the VA didn’t have to pay for their extended medical or pensions. Discharging a 22 year old boy who with medical/mental problems with a blot on his record to now either live with family or friends and unable to find a job. Sadly many commit suicide.

      The US military has spent over 3 Billion on SSRIs to sedate the minds that were to be the future of this country. Lied to by recruiters and put into battle to kill someone they know nothing about. Who those like American’s are just protecting their country from invasions. Here your a Patriot. But there your an Insurgent.

      The US Soldier returns home with no parades, no confetti but to be branded by the DHS as domestic terrorist’s. The “Freedom’s” he allegedly fought for are seen from their arrest’s for social media posts and forced to submit to mental evaluations where when done his permits to carry arms that he was trained for his defense are taken.

      It is a charade. Kissinger was right that “All Military men are dumb stupid animal’s” Pawns for foreign policy. Yet that soldier is supposed to feel proud that he was given the shaft by the very government he fought to sustain. “The American way.”

      Our movies, video games and media tells us who the enemy is. We develop racial slur’s to name them, to dehumanize them to make them easier to kill. Terrorism in America is one GIANT HOAX upon the people of America.

      US Doctor’s kill over 200,000 American’s each year. FDA Approved drugs kill tens of thousands more American’s. That is our real threat. Not some Arab or Muslim who in revenge for killing their sons/daughters or families wants to get even for the death our PALE HORSE brings.

      This is why TV is such a TOOL to train the masses. If you care to read this..
      This gets pretty deep as they have developed ways for the BLIND to see colors which in turn those COLORS can be used through mapping to cause other things to happen. Perhaps like a dormant gene imbedded in a vaccine should be triggered to activate.
      Have a great week.

  7. “Sen. John McCain, chewing on the raw heart of a Syrian soldier”

    This picture is not from Syria. It is from Bohemian Grove.

  8. I heard a rumor that McCain, Graham and Biden were considering becoming suicide bombers (for the Jewish cause of course), but they were politely talked out of the idea by some thoughtful military planners who realized that sh*t splatters.

  9. When I saw the title I thought it might be a Kevin Barrett article. 🙂 Great article! Thanks for the chuckle!

    Perhaps Joe Biden qualifies to join the Zionist operated phony Al Qaeda organization on behalf of Israel, excerpt from an article:

    It is a nice coincidence that Vice President Joe Biden, just yesterday, gave a raving speech about Jewish Americanism. “The truth”, Biden said, “is that Jewish heritage, Jewish culture, Jewish values are such an essential part of who we are that it’s fair to say that Jewish heritage is American heritage”. He also said that “no group has had such an outsized influence per capita as all of you standing before you”. An interesting choice of words.

    Biden made his choice last night, loud and clear, when he talked about the changes for better in the way people think about different matters: “I bet you 85 percent of those changes, whether it’s in Hollywood or social media are a consequence of Jewish leaders in the industry. The influence is immense, the influence is immense. And, I might add, it is all to the good”.


    • I wonder what kind of blackmail material Israel has on Biden. He also sounds like he’s getting ready to run for president.

      If Biden learns Israel did 911 he would do nothing.

    • I apologize for that outburst. Not because it wasn’t true, the man is filth, but because I shouldn’t have soiled KB’s humorous truth-piece. I’m sorry.

    • I hadn’t been drinking, but I had to euthanize a dear old friend and I guess I just wasn’t in the mood to think about ole Rat Bastard Biden.

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