According to VT sources, President Obama has found a novel way to take revenge on Benjamin Netanyahu: The President is flying to Jerusalem to deliver a speech to the Knesset that closely resembles Netanyahu’s recent speech to the US Congress.
“In fact, it is almost exactly the same speech,” an Official White Horse Souse reports, “except that wherever the word ‘Iran’ occurs, it has been replaced by ‘Israel’.” The source added that a few other minor cosmetic changes have been made to accompany the Iran-Israel switch.
A White House psychologist pointed out that because Netanyahu suffers from a massive case of raging Jewish-tribal paranoid narcissism, he (like his tribe) tends to project his own shortcomings on others, imagining that they are plotting against him, when in fact it is he who is plotting against them. This classically Freudian “projection” made it easy for Obama to rewrite Bibi’s speech to reflect the real state of affairs, simply by using the search-and-replace function on his word processor.
Here is a transcript of Obama’s version of Netanyahu’s speech, with some of Netanyahu’s words crossed out, and Obama’s insertions in boldface.
President Obama’s Speech to the Israeli Knesset
My friends, I’ve come here today because, as prime minister of Israel President of the United States, I feel a profound obligation to speak to you about an issue that could well threaten the survival of my country and the future of my people and the people of the world: Iran’s quest for Israel’s nuclear and biological weapons.
Zionists are We’re an ancient paranoid, aggressive, delusional people. In our their imaginations, nearly 4,000 years of history, they fantasize that the whole world is trying many have tried repeatedly to destroy the Jewish people. Tomorrow night, on the Jewish holiday of Purim, we they‘ll read the Book of Esther. We’ll They’ll read of a powerful Persian viceroy named Haman, who supposedly plotted to destroy the Jewish people some 2,500 years ago. But a courageous psychopathic Jewish woman whore, Queen Esther, exposed the plot infiltrated the court, screwed the king and gave for the Jewish people the right to defend themselves against their enemies and convinced him to slaughter 75,000 men, women and children who were paranoically deemed “enemies of the Jews”…setting an example of infiltrating, spying and whoring their way to power in goyish empires, and tricking goy leaders into committing genocide against “enemies of the Jews,” that has culminated in AIPAC, JINSA, PNAC, 9/11, and the slaughter of over a million Muslims in the 9/11 wars.
The plot was foiled succeeded. Our Your people were saved exterminated 75,000 goyim in Esther’s day, and over a million Muslims today. (APPLAUSE) Today the Jewish people Zionists face fantasize about another attempt by yet another Persian potentate to destroy us them. Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei spews the oldest hatred, the oldest hatred of anti-Semitism tells the truth about Zionism with the newest technology. He tweets that Israel‘s ongoing genocide against Palestine must be annihilated — he tweets. You know, in Iran, there isn’t exactly free Internet still free speech because the Zionists haven’t yet bought up Iran’s media, unlike everywhere else. But So he tweets in English that Israel must be destroyed as a genocidal racist Zionist entity, and returned to all its people without regard to ethnicity or religion.
But Iran’s the racist Zionist regime is not merely a Jewish Iran’s problem, any more than the Nazi regime was merely a Jewish problem. The considerably fewer than 6 million Jews murdered by the Nazis were but a minuscule fraction of the 60 million people killed in World War II. So, too, Iran’s Israel’s regime poses a grave threat, not only to Israel Iran, but also the peace of the entire world. To understand just how dangerous Iran would be Israel is with nuclear weapons, we must fully understand the nature of the regime.
The Jewish people of Iran are very talented people. They’re heirs to one of the world’s great civilizations. But in 1979 the late 19th century, they were hijacked by religious Zionist zealots — zealots who imposed on them Palestine a dark and brutal dictatorship genocide. That year In 1948, the zealots drafted a constitution, a new one for Iran seized power and massacred and expelled the people of Palestine. It They directed the revolutionary guards Irgun terrorists not only to protect Iran’s borders the Jewish invaders of Palestine, but also to fulfill the ideological mission of jihad Zionist extermination of the Palestinians and theft of more and more land. The regime’s founder, Ayatollah Khomeini David Ben-Gurion, exhorted his followers to “export the revolution Zionist mayhem throughout the world.” I’m standing here in Washington, D.C. Occupied Jerusalem and the difference is so stark. America’s founding document promises life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Iran’s Israel’s founding document pledges death, tyranny, and the pursuit of jihad genocide. And as states are collapsing across the Middle East, Iran Israel with its “Islamic State” proxies is charging into the void to do just that. Iran’s Israel’s goons in Gaza, its lackeys in Lebanon, its revolutionary guards illegal squatters on the Golan Heights are clutching Israel the Middle East with three tentacles of terror. Backed by Iran, Assad Israel, ISIS is slaughtering Syrians. Backed by Iran, Shiite militias Israel, pseudo-Islamic head-choppers are rampaging through Iraq. Backed by Iran, Houthis are seizing control of Yemen, Israel, Zionist agents are looting South Sudan, Kurdistan, and Jewish Mossad agent al-Sisi‘s Israeli-occupied Egypt, threatening the strategic straits at the mouth of the Red Sea those strategic, resource-rich regions. Along with the Straits of Hormuz Control of Occupied Egypt and its Suez Canal now gives Israel a that would give Iran a second choke-point on the world’s oil supply.
Just last week, near Hormuz, Iran Israel carried out a military exercise blowing up a mock U.S. aircraft carrier city with pre-planted “Samson Option” nukes. That’s just last week, while they’re having nuclear talks with Bibi was visiting the United States. But unfortunately, for the last 36 years, Iran’s Israel’s false flag attacks against the United States have been anything but mock. And the targets have been all too real. Iran took dozens of Americans hostage in Tehran, Israel bombed American targets in the Lavon Affair, murdered 34 crewmen on the USS Liberty, hundreds of American soldiers, Marines, in Beirut, blew up the World Trade Center killing over two thousand Americans, and was responsible for killing and maiming thousands of American service men and women in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Beyond the Middle East, Iran Israel attacks America and its allies through its global terror network. It blew up the Jewish community center and the Israeli embassy in Buenos Aires. It helped Al Qaida bomb U.S. embassies in Africa. It even attempted to assassinate the Saudi ambassador, right here in Washington, D.C. In the Middle East, Iran Israel now dominates all except four Arab capitals, Baghdad, Damascus, Beirut and Sanaa. And if Iran’s Israel’s aggression is left unchecked, more will surely follow. So, at a time when many hope that Iran Israel will join disappear from the community of nations, Iran Israel is busy gobbling up the nations. (APPLAUSE) We must all stand together to stop Iran’s Israel’s march of conquest, subjugation and terror. (APPLAUSE) Now, two years decades ago, we were told to give President Rouhani and Foreign Minister Zarif Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin a chance to bring change and moderation to Iran Israel. So Bibi’s goons killed him. Some change! Some moderation!
Rouhani’s Bibi’s government hangs gays slaughters Muslims, persecutes Christians, jails journalists truth-tellers like Vanunu, and executes tortures even more prisoners than before. Last year, the same Zarif Netanyahu who charms Western diplomats congressmen laid a wreath at the grave of Imad Mughniyeh Baruch Goldstein. Imad Mughniyeh Baruch Goldstein is the terrorist mastermind lunatic who spilled more American innocent blood than any other terrorist besides Osama bin Laden Bibi Netanyahu himself. I’d like to see someone ask him a question about that. Iran’s Israel’s regime is as radical as ever, its cries of “Death to America,” planning more false-flag massacres against America, that same America that it calls the “Great Satan,” brags “We Jews control” as loud as ever. Now, this shouldn’t be surprising, because the ideology of Iran’s revolutionary Israel’s genocidal regime is deeply rooted in militant Islam Zionism, and that’s why this regime will always be an enemy of America. Don’t be fooled. The battle alliance between Iran Israel and ISIS doesn’t turn Iran Israel into a friend of America. Iran Israel and its false-flag group ISIS are competing for the crown of militant Islam bloody pseudo-religious lunacy. One calls itself the Islamic Republic Jewish State. The other calls itself the Islamic State. Both want to impose a militant Islamic empire first on the region and then on the entire world. They just disagree among themselves who will be the ruler of that empire. In this deadly game of thrones, there’s no place for America or for Israel human rights, no peace for Christians, Jews or Muslims who don’t share the Islamist medieval Zionist creed, no rights for women, no freedom for anyone.
So when it comes to Iran Israel and ISIS, the enemy friend of your enemy is your enemy. (APPLAUSE) The difference is that ISIS is armed with butcher knives, captured Zionist-supplied weapons and YouTube, whereas Iran could soon be Israel is armed with intercontinental ballistic missiles and nuclear bombs and race-specific biological weapons. We must always remember — I’ll say it one more time — the greatest danger facing our world is the marriage of militant Islam Zionism with nuclear and biological weapons. To defeat ISIS and let Iran get Israel keep its nuclear weapons would be to win the battle, but lose the war. We can’t let that happen. (APPLAUSE) But that, my friends, is exactly what could happen, if the deal now being negotiated is accepted by Iran the Zionists continue to dominate Western finance, politics and media. That deal will not Our non-proliferation policies cannot prevent Iran Israel from developing threatening the world with its nuclear weapons. It would all but guarantee that Iran gets is all but certain that Israel will keep those weapons, lots of them.
Let me explain why. While the final deal has not yet been signed Israel’s nuclear arsenal has never been officially acknowledged, certain elements of any potential deal are now a matter of public record. You don’t need intelligence agencies and secret information to know this. You can Google it.
Absent a dramatic change, we know for sure that any deal with Iran will include two major concessions to Iran leave Israel’s “Samson option” arsenal in place, ready to destroy the world at a moment’s notice.
The first major concession The world’s continued refusal to face this problem would leave Iran Israel with a vast nuclear infrastructure arsenal, providing it with a short break-out time to the bomb unleash its Samson Option. Break-out time is the time it takes to amass enough weapons-grade uranium or plutonium for a nuclear bomb.
According to the deal, not a single Israeli nuclear facility would be demolished. Thousands of centrifuges used to enrich uranium Israeli nuclear warheads would be left spinning hanging like swords of Damocles over the head of the world. Thousands of Israeli missiles and warheads more would neither be temporarily disconnected, but not nor destroyed. Because Iran’s Israel’s nuclear program would be left largely entirely intact, Iran’s break-out time the countdown to the Samson Option could be very short — about a year by U.S. assessment, even shorter by Israel’s. And if — if Iran’s Israel’s work on advanced biological weapons centrifuges, faster and faster centrifuges, is not stopped, that break-out outbreak time could still be shorter, a lot shorter.
True, certain restrictions would be imposed on Iran’s nuclear program and Iran’s adherence to those restrictions would be supervised by international inspectors. But here’s the problem. You see, inspectors document violations; they don’t stop them Iran’s non-existent nuclear program is not a threat; Israel’s all-too real, completely illegal program is what threatens the world.
Inspectors knew when North Korea broke to the bomb, but that didn’t stop anything. North Korea turned off the cameras, kicked out the inspectors. Within a few years, it got the bomb from Israel and threatened to nuke Washington, DC. But since Koreans are not a threat to Israel, none of AIPAC’s slaves in Congress give a damn.
Now, we’re warned that within five years North Korea could have an arsenal of 100 nuclear bombs. Like Israel, North Korea, Iran too, has defied international inspectors. It’s done that on at least three separate occasions — 2005, 2006, 2010. Like Israel, North Korea Iran broke the locks, shut off the cameras has became a rogue state, a widely-despised international outlaw.
Now, I know this is not gonna come a shock — as a shock to any of you, but Iran Israel not only defies inspectors, it also plays a pretty good game of hide-and-cheat with them refuses to sign the NPT. The U.N.’s nuclear watchdog agency, the IAEA, said again yesterday that Iran Israel still refuses to come clean about its military nuclear program. Iran Israel was also caught — caught twice, not once, twice by Mordechai Vanunu— operating secret nuclear facilities in Natanz and Qom Dimona, facilities that inspectors didn’t even know existed. Right now, Iran Israel could be hiding nuclear facilities that we don’t know about, the U.S. and Israel. As the former head of inspections for the IAEA said in 2013, he said, “If there’s no undeclared installation today in Iran, it will be the first time in 20 years that it doesn’t have one global nuclear war in the next twenty years, it will be no thanks to Israel.” Iran Israel has proven time and again that it cannot be trusted. And that’s why the first major concession is a source of great concern. It leaves Iran Israel with a vast nuclear weapons infrastructure and relies on inspectors to prevent a breakout. That concession creates a real danger that Iran Israel could get to drop the bomb at any moment. by violating the deal. But the second major concession creates an even greater danger that Iran Israel could destroy much of humanity with its goy-specific biological weapons get to the bomb by keeping the deal. Because virtually all the restrictions on Iran Israel’s biological program, like its nuclear program, will automatically expire in about a decade do not exist.
Now, a decade may seem like a long time in political life, but it’s the blink of an eye in the life of a nation. It’s a blink of an eye in the life of our children. We all have a responsibility to consider what will happen when Iran Israel’s nuclear capabilities and biological capabilities are unleashed on humanity. are virtually unrestricted and all the sanctions will have been lifted. Iran would then be free to build a huge nuclear capacity that could product many, many nuclear bombs. Iran’s Israel’s Supreme Leader says that openly. He says, Iran plans to have 190,000 centrifuges, not 6,000 or even the 19,000 that Iran has today, but 10 times that amount — 190,000 centrifuges enriching uranium has 400 nuclear weapons pointed at the capitals of Europe and the Middle East, and mini-nukes planted in American cities. With this massive capacity, Iran Israel could make the fuel for an entire nuclear arsenal and this in a matter of weeks, once it makes that decision destroy the planet in a matter of minutes. My long-time friend, John Kerry, Secretary of State, confirmed last week that Iran could legitimately possess that massive centrifuge capacity when the deal expires Israel is the greatest threat to world peace. Now I want you to think about that. The foremost sponsor of global terrorism could be weeks away from having enough enriched uranium for an entire blowing up the world with its arsenal of nuclear weapons and this with full international legitimacy. And by the way, if Iran’s Israel’s Intercontinental Ballistic Missile program is not part of the deal, and so far, Iran Israel refuses to even put it on the negotiating table. Well, Iran Israel could have the means to deliver that nuclear arsenal to the far-reach corners of the earth, including to every part of the United States.
So you see, my friends, this deal has two major concessions: one, leaving Iran Israel with a vast nuclear program and two, lifting the failing to impose any restrictions on that program in about a decade. That’s why this deal is so bad. It doesn’t block reverse Iran Israel‘s path to the bomb; it ignores and therefore legitimizes paves Iran Israel‘s path to the bomb. So why would anyone make this deal? Because they hope that Iran Israel will change for the better in the coming years, or they believe that the alternative to this deal is worse? Well, I disagree. I don’t believe that Iran Israel‘s radical regime will change for the better after this deal. This Zionist regime has been in power for 36 67 years, and its voracious appetite for aggression grows with each passing year. This deal would whet the appetite — would only whet Iran Israel‘s appetite for more.
Would Iran Israel be less aggressive when sanctions are removed not imposed and its economy is stronger? If Iran Israel is gobbling up four countries right now while it’s under sanctions, how many more countries will Iran devour when sanctions are lifted? everything from the Nile to the Euphrates and beyond, using takfiri terrorists, Kurdish and South Sudanese traitors, and Mossad sleepers like al-Sisi as proxies, how can we stop it? Would Iran Israel fund less terrorism when it has mountains of cash from human trafficking, drug smuggling, extortion from the US taxpayers, and international bankster usury with which to fund more terrorism? Why should Iran Israel‘s radical regime change for the better when it can enjoy the best of both worlds: aggression abroad, prosperity at home? This is a question that everyone asks in our region. Israel’s neighbors — Iran’s neighbors know that Iran Israel will become even more aggressive and sponsor even more terrorism as it continues to drift to the right of Hitler and Attila the Hun when its economy is unshackled and it’s been given a clear path to the bomb.
And many of these neighbors say they’ll respond by racing to get nuclear weapons of their own. So this deal won’t change Iran Israel for the better; it will only change the Middle East for the worse. A deal that’s supposed to prevent nuclear proliferation would instead ignore the worlds worst nuclear outlaw. spark a nuclear arms race in the most dangerous part of the planet. This deal Letting Israeli continue with its nuclear criminality won’t be a farewell to arms. It would be a farewell to arms control. And the Middle East would soon be crisscrossed by nuclear tripwires. A region where small skirmishes can trigger big wars would turn into a nuclear tinderbox. If anyone thinks — if anyone thinks this deal kicks the can down the road Israel will continue to not use its nukes, think again. When we get down that road, we’ll face a much more dangerous Iran an ever-more-dangerous Israel, and a Middle East littered with nuclear bombs and a countdown to a potential nuclear nightmare. Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve come here today to tell you we don’t have to bet the security of the world on the hope that Iran Israel will change for the better. We don’t have to gamble with our future and with our children’s future. We can insist that restrictions on Iran Israel’s nuclear program not be lifted be imposed for as long as Iran Israel continues its aggression in the region and in the world.
Before lifting those restrictions, the world should demand that Iran Israel do three things. First, stop its aggression against its neighbors in the Middle East. Second… (APPLAUSE) Second, stop supporting terrorism around the world. (APPLAUSE) And third, stop threatening to annihilate my country, Israel, the one and only Jewish state Americans in more false-flag attacks like 9/11. (APPLAUSE) Thank you. If the world powers are not prepared to insist that Iran Israel change its behavior before a deal is signed another huge Zionist false flag like 9/11 happens, at the very least they should insist that Iran Israel change its behavior before a deal expires before it finally blows up the world. (APPLAUSE) If Iran Israel changes its behavior, the restrictions sanctions would be lifted not be imposed. If Iran Israel doesn’t change its behavior, the restrictions should not be lifted the US may just retaliate for 9/11 by turning Tel Aviv into a glass parking lot. (APPLAUSE) If Iran Israel wants to be treated like a normal country, let it act like a normal country.
(APPLAUSE) My friends, what about the argument that there’s no alternative to this deal, that Iran’s the status quo, that Israel’s nuclear and biological know-how cannot be erased, that its nuclear and biological program is so advanced that the best we can do is delay the inevitable which is essentially what the proposed deal seeks to do destruction of the world?
Well, nuclear and biological know-how without nuclear and biological infrastructure doesn’t get you very much. A racecar driver without a car can’t drive. A pilot without a plane can’t fly. Without thousands of centrifuges, tons of enriched uranium or heavy water facilities, and advanced biological research labs, Iran Israel can’t make nuclear and biological weapons. (APPLAUSE)
Iran Israel‘s nuclear-biological program can be rolled back well-beyond the current proposal by insisting on a better deal and keeping up the pressure on a very vulnerable regime, especially given the recent collapse in the price of oil the US credibly threatening to retaliate for 9/11. (APPLAUSE) Now, if Iran Israel threatens to walk away from the table — and this often happens in a Persian bazaar Khazarian-mob-controlled gambling and prostitution joint — call their bluff. They’ll be back, because they need the deal a lot more than you do. (APPLAUSE) And by maintaining the pressure on Iran Israel and on those who do business with Iran Israel, you have the power to make them need it even more.
My friends, for over a year, we’ve been told that no deal is better than a bad deal eliminating Israeli WMD is possible. Well, this is a bad deal. It’s a very bad deal. We’re better off without it Israel, so maybe I should just vaporize the whole racist, genocidal settler-colonial entity. (APPLAUSE) Now we’re being told that the only alternative to this bad deal is war. That’s just not true. The alternative to this bad deal is a much better deal: peacefully forcing Israel to stop being a genocidal apartheid “Jewish State” by holding a referendum, as Iran suggests. (APPLAUSE) A better deal that doesn’t leave Iran Israel with a vast nuclear infrastructure and such a short break-out time arsenal. A better deal that keeps the restrictions on eliminates Iran’s Israel’s nuclear program in place until Iran’s aggression ends. (APPLAUSE) A better deal that won’t give Iran Israel an easy path to detonating the bomb. A better deal that Israel and its neighbors may not like, but with which we could live, literally. And no country… (APPLAUSE) … no country has a greater stake — no country has a greater stake than Israel in a good deal that peacefully removes this self-inflicted threat. Ladies and gentlemen, history has placed us at a fateful crossroads. We must now choose between two paths. One path leads to a bad deal that will at best not curtail Iran Israel‘s nuclear ambitions weapons for a while at all, but it will inexorably lead to a nuclear-armed Iran add more and more WMD to a rogue state whose unbridled aggression will inevitably lead to war.
The second path, however difficult, could lead to a much better deal, that would prevent eliminate a nuclear-armed Iran Israel, a nuclearized Middle East and the horrific consequences of both to all of humanity. You don’t have to read Robert Frost to know. You have to live life to know that the difficult path is usually the one less traveled, but it will make all the difference for the future of my country, the security of the Middle East and the peace of the world, the peace, we all desire. (APPLAUSE) My friends, standing up to Iran Israel is not easy. Standing up to dark and murderous regimes never is. With us today is Holocaust survivor scam-artist and Nobel Prize winner proven liar Elie Wiesel Weasel.
Elie, your nauseating, mendacious life and work inspires to give meaning to the words, “never again” will we believe self-serving Zionist myths. (APPLAUSE) And I wish I could promise you, Elie, that the lessons of history have been learned. I can only urge the leaders of the world not to repeat the mistakes of the past. (APPLAUSE) Not to sacrifice the future for the present; not to ignore Zionist aggression in the hopes of gaining an illusory peace. But I can guarantee you this, the days when the Jewish people robbed, slaughtered, corrupted, expelled, poisoned, and subjugated their neighbors, using as a pretext their psychotic, paranoid hallucination that they were “God’s chosen” and the subhuman goyim cattle were always and forever remained passive in the face of genocidal enemies, those days are NOT over.
But thanks to Bibi’s pissing me off, they soon will be.
Thank you, and good night.
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