Bloomberg Comedy Hour

Psycopath Extolls Jamie Dimon's Virtues

by Katherine Frisk


Jonathan Ferro and Joel Weber

This is so sad, so pathetic, that you have to see it in the light of a comedy. Any 7-year-old could identify the pathetic sycophantic element in this interview.

Joel Weber is a perfect example of a psychopath or something out of “What’s up doc!” The kind of guy who would slip a bicycle spoke through your ribs all the while smiling and telling you what a great guy he is and that you can trust him… all the way to the bank in this case.

And in this case he is telling you what a great guy Jamie Dimon is and the virtues of J.P.Morgan who have their “customers best interests at heart.” Oh give me a break!

As a friend of mine quite regularly posts in the comments section: “WHAAAAAAATTT?”

Or as Jim Dean so often remarks, “You just can’t make this stuff up!”

Merely three of the robber baron stinkers who helped propel the world into two world wars

Merely three of the robber baron stinkers who helped propel the world into two world wars

These are the same guys who started the Federal Reserve and put a zip on Tesla’s lip, locking up free energy systems for over a century. So right off the bat, you know that they are a bunch of crooks. 

Watch Joel closely. The smile, the comebacks, oh how J.P.Morgan has “learnt from their mistakes!” And how they have paid pithy fines for robbing the world blind and have got away with it.

Let’s face it, Joel Weber needs more work to smooth the edges out a bit. He still jars, and is not very convincing at all! He needs to get some lessons from Hillary, or maybe not. Because the next time a whistleblower goes free falling off the 33rd floor and splat onto the pavement, Joel might be chanting with that frozen smile of his, “We came, we saw, he jumped!”

Here are some examples from J.P.Morgan’s attempt to put right what should have had them locked up behind bars for life, but of course they are too big to fail right? Or so we are told:

From: JPMadoff: The Unholy Alliance between America’s Biggest Bank and America’s Biggest Crook –  courtesy – Wall Street On Parade

In April 2011, JPMC agreed to pay $35 million to settle claims that it overcharged members of the military service on their mortgages in violation of the Service Members Civil Relief Act and the Housing and Economic Recovery Act of 2008.

In March 2012, JPMC paid the government $659 million to settle charges that it charged veterans hidden fees in mortgage refinancing transactions.

In October 2012, JPMC paid $1.2 billion to settle claims that it, along with other banks, conspired to set the price of credit and debit card interchange fees.

On January 7, 2013, JPMC announced that it had agreed to a settlement with the Office of the Controller of the Currency (‘OCC’) and the Federal Reserve Bank of charges that it had engaged in improper foreclosure practices.

In September 2013, JPMC agreed to pay $80 million in fines and $309 million in refunds to customers whom the bank billed for credit monitoring services that the bank never provided.

On November 15, 2013, JPMC announced that it had agreed to pay $4.5 billion to settle claims that it defrauded investors in mortgage-backed securities in the time period between 2005 and 2008.

On December 13, 2013, JPMC agreed to pay 79.9 million Euros to settle claims of the European Commission relating to illegal rigging of benchmark interest rates.

In February 2012, JPMC agreed to pay $110 million to settle claims that it overcharged customers for overdraft fees.

In November 2012, JPMC paid $296,900,000 to the SEC to settle claims that it misstated information about the delinquency status of its mortgage portfolio.

In July 2013, JPMC paid $410 million to the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission to settle claims of bidding manipulation of California and Midwest electricity markets.

On November 19, 2013, JPMC agreed to pay $13 billion [that’s billion with a ‘b’] to settle claims by the Department of Justice; the FDIC; the Federal Housing Finance Agency; the states of California, Delaware, Illinois, Massachusetts, and New York; and consumers relating to fraudulent practices with respect to mortgage-backed securities.

In December 2013, JPMC paid $22.1 million to settle claims that the bank imposed expensive and unnecessary flood insurance on homeowners whose mortgages the bank serviced.

On May 15, 2015, five financial institutions, including JPMC, pled guilty to a criminal conspiracy to fix the foreign exchange market, paying a total of $5.6 billion in fines. JPMC paid $892 million in fines.”

Now check the twit out on Bloomberg:

Bloomberg’s Joel Weber recaps an interview with JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon. (Source: Bloomberg)

Katherine Frisk is a freelance writer, political commentator and the author of: Jesus Was A Palestinian.

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10 Responses to "Bloomberg Comedy Hour"

  1. Katherine Frisk  March 4, 2016 at 11:54 pm

    As I keep saying, this is NOT capitalism with checks and balances against monopolies like Monsanto and Wall Mart that has destroyed private business enterprize. This is monopolistic corporate fascism, where a small handful of companies gobble up everything in a corporate fascist structure similar to the way the Vatican and the Vatican bank operate. The same goes for the City of London and Washington D.C. Their coup de grace is the TPP where they will mirror the Vatican with their own law court, where they do not pay taxes and where they can sue governments for loss of income should any environmental. wage, health or other laws restrict their profit margins. These people belong to no religion though they hide behind all of them. And it is NOT only the ” Jews” who are parasites. Though it is very convenient for the rest to hide behind this whipping dog.

  2. Worker Bee  March 4, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    “The same Ford who funded Hitler?”

    If only we had a definitive history of Hitler and the NSDAP. The mainstream version sets off the BS detector in many ways, not the least the omission of the sins of Churchill, Roosevelt, and the primarily Ashkenazi Communist revolutionaries of the WW1-WW2 interim period, and of course their 2-dimensional cardboard cutout portrayal of evil personified in a single person (i.e. Hitler as Satan for secularists).

  3. MoT  March 4, 2016 at 8:03 am

    I see that the firm constantly gets fines levied against it for its criminal acts but nowhere do I see mention of whether those clients who were robbed were ever recompensed for the thievery

    • Katherine Frisk  March 4, 2016 at 8:06 am

      Yes that would be rather nice wouldn’t it?

  4. Katherine Frisk  March 4, 2016 at 3:48 am

    Really? Jesus was a Palestinian? Who wudda known? But then it was called Palestine in those days wasn’t it? J P Morgan’s father was Junius Spencer Morgan who came from Wales. J P was Episcopal and the Episcopal Church describes itself as “Protestant, Yet Catholic.” J P died in Rome. Rockefeller was a Baptist. His father was English and German his mother Irish and Scottish. Warburg was a German Jew. Schiff was a German Jew. A pretty mixed bag I would say and perfectly describes Christian/Zionism today. Biden who was instrumental in the Popes address to Congress is not a Jew, he is a Catholic and a self proclaimed Zionist who worked alongside Victoria Nuland in the coup in Ukraine. The Azov Nazi faction in Western Ukraine is Roman Catholic and they were none to pleased with the Orthodox Bishop Kirril’s meeting with the Roman Catholiç’s Pope in Cuba, especially a they have been doing their best, long side Islamic extremists to genocide Orthodox Christians in eastern Ukraine as has ISIS in Syria. Throw into this mix the support of the CIA and Israel of ISIS on the Golan heights coupled with the extremist Wahhabi Muslim sect in Saudi Arabia and I think we are starting to get a pretty good picture of exactly who is who in the zoo. Clearly alliances and very old ones at that have been made between Jewish, Christian and Muslim fascists in the USA, the UK, the EU and the Middle East. Nothing is what it seems and nothing is one dimensional.

  5. onecansay  March 3, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    Well CO, I humbly suggest listening to a one Jordan Maxwell.
    The word ” (“corporation”)” you use may well give some pause.

  6. Katherine Frisk  March 3, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    So now I am Jewish. Geez you people never stop do you? I suppose Putin is Jewish too. You know what, I heard this rumour, don’t know how true it is, but apparently Jesus was not a Christian, he was Jewish. So was Charles Dickens and Mark Twain and John Wayne.

  7. Katherine Frisk  March 3, 2016 at 11:26 am

    The same Ford who funded Hitler? That guy? Oh my. When are you going to realize that there are only two kinds of people in this world? Liars thieves and crooks and people who have the guts to stand up for what is right and for justice. Neither come in a neat little package of “Jew”or “Goyim.” Both are equally guilty and both are equally sane. But I guess that is too much of a mind stretch for you Hips. Have another zol.

  8. Katherine Frisk  March 3, 2016 at 10:33 am

    Morgan. and Rockefeller are not Jewish. Neither is Jamie Dimon. When you gonna take some responsibility? Or you gonna be yella all yo days?

  9. captain obvious  March 3, 2016 at 8:21 am

    if any of US were guilty of that many felonies in that short a time period, “corporation” or not, we’d be locked away forever. or in other words, WE would be asset stripped and jailed to ensure losing everything, but when THEY get caught doing these things deliberately they get to pay some fines with their tomorrow being just another day at the office..

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