It is becoming increasingly clear that roughly half the women in America, as well as a significant proportion of our household pets, have been sexually harassed by Bill O’Reilly, who will soon be scrubbed from the Fox lineup with a wire louffah.
So it’s time for a pre-emptive in memoriam. As we wait for Fox to throw him in the hole and shovel on the dirt, let us share our not-so-fond memories of this despicable American icon of sleaze and depravity. Here is my story (short version):
The University investigated and found that my record of teaching and scholarship was impeccable, and my proposed syllabus was excellent and completely non-problematic. So they couldn’t fire me. But the neocon-fueled media firestorm refused to subside.
The day after I duked it out with Sean Hannity on Fox, University of Wisconsin Provost Patrick Farrell called me and begged me to stay out of the media limelight. After some back and forth, I promised him I would stay away from Fox News until the semester was over.
So when Bill O’Reilly’s booker started calling, I repeatedly declined to appear on the O’Reilly Factor.
This apparently pissed O’Reilly off to no end. The next thing you know, O’Reilly was publicly wishing that I be found “floating down towards the harbor”:
This guy would have been gone at Boston University, my alma mater, in a heartbeat. The Chancellor there, John Silber, this guy would be, you know, in the Charles River floating down towards the harbor.” -Bill O’Reilly
Then a few months later, after the semester had started (and my class had filled with 175 students instead of the usual 35) O’Reilly invited one of my students, along with an Ann Coulter-ish-looking member of the U.W. Young Republicans, on his show. My student did very well. Unlike O’Reilly, she understood the concept of academic freedom. But O’Reilly smarmily and condescendingly tried to humiliate her, revealing himself, in the process, as the total a*hole he is.
O’Reilly’s talking point (assigned by Karl Rove?) was that poor, innocent students like these should not be trusted around a dangerous guy like me – a radical professor dedicated to corrupting the youth of Athens.
But wait a minute – which one of us shouldn’t be trusted around “innocent young people”? I was just doing my job: teaching young people the sometimes dangerous task of critical thinking; whereas O’Reilly has spent his life as a sociopathic predator, grabbing as much as he can for himself while lying, scamming, and hoodwinking those around him. He has worked overtime to con the American people, dumb them down, and kill their souls as well as their intellects. He belongs in a prison cell, not on television.
At the end of the semester, I finally did appear on O’Reilly’s show.
Dr. Kevin Barrett, a Ph.D. Arabist-Islamologist is one of America’s best-known critics of the War on Terror.
He is the host of TRUTH JIHAD RADIO; a hard driving weekly radio show funded by listener donations at Patreon.com and FALSE FLAG WEEKLY NEWS (FFWN); an audio-video show produced by Tony Hall, Allan Reese, and Kevin himself. FFWN is funded through FundRazr.
He also has appeared many times on Fox, CNN, PBS, and other broadcast outlets, and has inspired feature stories and op-eds in the New York Times, the Christian Science Monitor, the Chicago Tribune, and other leading publications.
Dr. Barrett has taught at colleges and universities in San Francisco, Paris, and Wisconsin; where he ran for Congress in 2008. He currently works as a nonprofit organizer, author, and talk radio host.