Saudis convert to Zionism – re-circumcized at Paris synagogue

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Paris, France
Dissociated Press

The Jerusalem Post is reporting that two top Saudi officials visited Paris’s Grand Synagogue last Monday. Though the Post was unable to reveal the purpose of the visit, sources have told Dissociated Press that the officials were following in the footsteps of Saudi grand poobah Mohammed Bin Salman, who secretly converted to Zionism in a ceremony at Israel’s National Temple two weeks ago.

According to those sources, the conversion ceremony included a ritual re-circumcision consisting of removing additional portions of the Saudis’ genitalia, notably including the testicles. The Saudi leadership, now consisting entirely of Zionist geldings, will be charged with guarding the royal harem of Sultan Netanyahu. They will also be expected to pay for what remains of the ethnic cleansing of Palestine, as well as future Israeli wars against Hezbollah, Iran, and anyone else the Zionists don’t like.

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  1. “According to those sources, the conversion ceremony included a ritual re-circumcision consisting of removing additional portions of the Saudis’ genitalia, notably including the testicles…”

    Q: How can you tell if a mohel is ticklish?
    A: Give him a test tickle.

  2. This is to announce the formation of the New Zealand Branch of the: Catholics Action Against Racist Israeli Terrorist Apartheid State that will support the aims of an organisation with a similar acronym by treating the problem and not the symptoms. A Unified Holistic Universal and Doctrine based solution. Apartheid is the Opposite of Unified and is a variation of Divide and Rule. The whole body of Catholic Teaching and Papal Encyclicals will provide the basis for this Organisation together with Orthodox Teaching in conjunction with the Universal Christian Church. I hope to recruit an Australian to front the Australian Branch, but he is still unavailable for reasons beyond my control. I have attempted to establish contact with him and will approach the appropriate authorities forwith to rectify that issue. A significant part of the aims of the organisation is to promote discussion of: The Babylonian Talmud (Extreme Casuistry), The Kabbalistic Roots of Dualism (Gnosticism and Tribe As God) and the Kol Nidre “Prayer” for The Day of Atonement, which Abrogates and Abnegates any Oaths and Undertakings by any Jewish Person at any time (with the Goy that is) and this is totally destructive of Wider Society – which Society Neo Talmudists such as Margaret Thatcher deny anyway. The Goal of this Organisation is to Assimilate Jewish Human Persons and to save them from their Rabbi and Kahilah imposed isolation and imprisonment in a Materialist and Untenable Association. Usury is a Target.

    • Surely the Headline should have read: “Saudis Re Convert to Judaism”. An article about the Iraqi Jewish Origins of the House of Saud would be timely.

    • Caritas. “The habit of Charity extends not only to the love of God, but also to the love of our Neighbour”. Saint Thomas Aquinas. My friend Tali Rudi, whose father was in Commando 13 clearing Palestinian Villages after WW2 told me: “no Chris, not love your neighbour, love your friend”. The Problem in a nutshell. Go Figure.

      British Empirical Philosophy, derived from a heavily Jewified Society, is built on the “Rational” Senses.
      Pleasure and Pain – often pleasure for Oneself and Pain for Other. That and Social Contract. What contract exists when a man with a gun steals your wallet or rapes your daughter? “Political Power grows out of the barrell of a gun” and Money Power out of that. Harvey Weinstein, with his Wall Street Backers, illustrates how Money Power effectively ravishes Human Persons. Harvey demonstrated Onanism to the ultimate degree and managed to masturbate into a Pot Plant, because he couldn’t see any other Barren Ground upon which to plant his seed. E. Michael Jones got it right when he said that Usury makes something infertile into something fertile i.e. it reproduces itself. His emphasis on Sodomy is somewhat misplaced and it’s not fair to just pick on Queers – any sex outside the Sacrement of Holy Matrimony is not quite right. Mea culpa. Propagandising for less than fertile sex is the problem according to Putin. Weinstein has been set up as the Limited Hangout Fall Guy (no doubt eventually suitably rewarded and allowed to keep his ill gotten gains) for rampant illicit sex and to deflect attention from the sexually based Political Compromise that is closely associated with Insidious Occult (Secret) Organisations. Some of that sex is Absolutely Repulsive and Unspeakable.

  3. This is to announce the formation of the New Zealand Branch of the: Catholics Action Against Racist Israeli Terrorist Apartheid State that will support the aims of an organisation with a similar acronym by treating the problem and not the symptoms. A Unified Holistic Universal and Doctrine based solution. Apartheid is the Opposite of Unified and is a variation of Divide and Rule. The whole body of Catholic Teaching and Papal Encyclicals will provide the basis for this Organisation together with Orthodox Teaching in conjunction with the Universal Christian Church. I hope to recruit an Australian to front the Australian Branch, but he is still unavailable for reasons beyond my control. I have attempted to establish contact with him and will approach the appropriate authorities forwith to rectify that issue.

  4. Um, yes, I’m afraid for purposes of hygiene and secret medical anomalies, we will begin removing the childrens pineal glands within one year from birth. Thank you for your cooperation.

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