Trump Renegotiates Iran Deal!

Another Shocking Foreign Policy Triumph

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The signatories to the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), better known as the Iran nuclear deal, announced yesterday that they have found a way to “fix” the deal to make it acceptable to US president Donald Trump.

Iranian Foreign Minister Zarif explained: “After lengthy Twitter discussions with the White House, we learned that Trump had only one real objection to the deal: Obama got credit for it, not him. So we decided to keep the deal intact, including the acronym, but change the name to honor Trump. From now on, instead of Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action, JCPOA will stand for Joint Comprehensive Plan of Asshole.”

Trump claimed the new version of the deal is “a much, much better deal, a beautiful deal. It’s named after me now, right?” Assured that it was, the President tweeted his approval, shook hands with the P5+1 ministers, and chalked up another unexpected foreign policy triumph.

9 COMMENTS

  1. Even if that were true, nuclear waste from power plants in an ICBM warhead would be highly unpleasant.

    It’s true the firepower would be much weaker with no fission or fusion/fission reaction, but it would still be highly toxic.

    Like Chemical Weapons, with much worse lingering effects.

    Take out electric power alone, and cities can’t pump drinking water to apartments and highrises. Chaos in a matter of days…

  2. Give the greedy Trump the biggest piece of the Iran cake and he will be satisfied not to make war. But think who wants this war so urgently ? Israhell and Bibi Nuttenyahoo.

  3. There was indisputable evidence for a lot of things, like weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, ethnical cleansing in Kosovo, Scripal poisoning, Russian election meddling, so there you go, getting indisputable evidence at your home!But, what I would like to know, what are getting so exited about?That your country is not the only one, that can bomb somebody to stone age?

    • Rubbish. Another zionist bot repeating the same old worn out b.s.. None of what you have stated as fact has ever been proven. No evidence, none. Not one bit. Obviously you pick and choose your”facts” but ignore the truth.
      Go back to Fox Noise.

    • Umm, guys…?

      This has to be sarcasm on padre’s part…it was good stuff. But I DO like your enthusiasm…: )

      “But what I would like to know, what are you getting excited about? That your country is not the only one, that can bomb somebody to stone age?”

      Yes. Exactly and precisely.

      See, we always strive for “equality”…

      It’s just that some animals are MORE equal than others…

  4. As I commented the other day do you really want to test that. Even if they don’t work the psychopaths have other stuff that is just as devastating such a bioweapons. They don’t even need to use nukes (if they work) as simply knocking out coms, power, water/sewage, food supply chains would probably kill 90% of the population.

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