Trump Renegotiates Iran Deal!

Another Shocking Foreign Policy Triumph

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The signatories to the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), better known as the Iran nuclear deal, announced yesterday that they have found a way to “fix” the deal to make it acceptable to US president Donald Trump.

Iranian Foreign Minister Zarif explained: “After lengthy Twitter discussions with the White House, we learned that Trump had only one real objection to the deal: Obama got credit for it, not him. So we decided to keep the deal intact, including the acronym, but change the name to honor Trump. From now on, instead of Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action, JCPOA will stand for Joint Comprehensive Plan of Asshole.”

Trump claimed the new version of the deal is “a much, much better deal, a beautiful deal. It’s named after me now, right?” Assured that it was, the President tweeted his approval, shook hands with the P5+1 ministers, and chalked up another unexpected foreign policy triumph.

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3 COMMENTS

  1. Give the greedy Trump the biggest piece of the Iran cake and he will be satisfied not to make war. But think who wants this war so urgently ? Israhell and Bibi Nuttenyahoo.

  2. As I commented the other day do you really want to test that. Even if they don’t work the psychopaths have other stuff that is just as devastating such a bioweapons. They don’t even need to use nukes (if they work) as simply knocking out coms, power, water/sewage, food supply chains would probably kill 90% of the population.

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