Netanyahu Dies in Israeli Moon Lander Crash (?)

translated "Shit country, big mouth"

JERUSALEM (JTA) — The Israeli spacecraft Beresheet crashed while attempting to land on the surface of the moon.

“If at first you don’t succeed, try again,” Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said from SpaceIL’s control room in Yehud, in central Israel, on Thursday. He vowed that Israel would attempt the moon landing again in the future.

The spacecraft lost power in its main engine after sending a selfie from 22 kilometers (nearly 14 miles) above the surface of the moon, then went into a free fall toward the surface. The main engine reignited several kilometers above the surface before losing communication with the control room.

At least 95,000 viewers tuned in to a live broadcast of the control room on YouTube, and the hundreds of chat messages a minute indicated that they were watching from throughout Israel, the United States and several other countries. Beresheet means Genesis in Hebrew.

About 200 children and parents gathered at President’s Reuven Rivlin’s residence in Jerusalem to watch the landing.

Although it didn’t complete its mission, Beresheet helped Israel become the seventh country to have a spacecraft orbit the moon.

“We don’t have to be disappointed. We should congratulate ourselves on what we have achieved,” Rivlin said.

Later he added, “Sure we didn’t land exactly like we wanted, but we landed. We are on the moon!”

The control room and its spectators, as well as Rivlin and his guests, sang Israel’s national anthem, “Hatikvah,” together following the crash.

Morris Kahn, the major funder of the SpaceIL project, said afterward that the control room confirmed that the landing had failed.

“Well, we didn’t make it, but we definitely tried,” he said. “I think the achievement of the attempt is really tremendous.”

The size of a compact car, the craft weighed about 1,300 pounds at launch, most of which was fuel. It took off from Cape Canaveral, Florida, on Feb. 21 aboard a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket. It used the gravity of the earth and then the moon to make its way to the lunar surface, traveling over 3.4 million miles in its orbits around the earth and another 1 million around the moon.

The craft’s landing time was listed Thursday on the electronic arrivals timetable board at Ben Gurion International Airport near Tel Aviv alongside other flights.

Netanyahu and his wife, Sara, entered the control room moments before the scheduled landing and greeted the scientists and technicians. They took their seats in the front row of the viewing room outside of the control room. SpaceIL co-founders Yonatan Winetraub, Kfir Damari and Yariv Bash also sat together in the front row.

Before the landing attempt, the SpaceIL team remembered Ilan Ramon, Israel’s first astronaut, who died in 2003 aboard Columbia when the space shuttle exploded during re-entry.

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  1. The planet Islam has electronically taken the first step for us! Destroyed all the deceptions and propaganda the criminals packed along to trash up the Moonscape.

    BDS 2019!

  2. “He vowed that Israel would attempt the moon landing again in the future.”
    As soon as the clueless US taxpayer sends the next tranche of mulla.

  3. Netenyahu has just declared the moon was part of the Promised Land and has annexed it to Israel. Bibi Netenyahu quoted scripture saying the Talmudic writings stated the moon was a past home for Jews until they were forced to leave by Nazis. Netenyahu went on to state that very soon Jews will be occupying the moon and that no one had better dare set foot on it unless they can prove their Jewishness.
    He also stated plans to build a wall completely around the moon to keep out sub humans. He also stated he has ordered its colony, the U.S. to supply all transportation and materials, free of course, to re-inhabit their once promised land.
    The great Exodus will begin shortly.

  4. i’ve been playing around with writing a movie,
    ” anti-semetic invaders from mars”(c) for quite some time and its coming along slowly but surely. its a takeoff of the old 1950’s movie “invaders from mars”. its about an inter-galaxie emergency conference whereby the participants are so concerned about the spread of zionism into outer space that they need to hold a special meeting to discuss taking emergency actions to stop this growing menace.
    i picture flying saucers with huge red swasticas on them.
    but this most recent escapade of israel takes the fiction out of science and makes their fabricated concern most real. maybe the outer space people will be the ones to finally eradicate zionism because it sure as hell isn’t gonna be the little american wussies!

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