House keeper: Prince Andrew lies

"Sex was all they thought about. I mean, I know for sure that Jeffrey would ideally like three massages a day.”


…by Jonas E. Alexis

Prince Andrew obviously wanted to reestablish himself when he went on the BBC to be interviewed. He almost certainly wanted to get back to normal life, although he hasn’t done that in years. He wanted to be trusted. He wanted the public to take him seriously. He wanted to feel remorse about what happened to his character.

But many people aren’t impressed. In fact, the Telegraph has reported that Andrew “authored his own downfall by deciding to go public.”[1] Deidre Stratton, who worked at Epstein’s Zorro Ranch, declared that Andrew “was ‘kept company’ by the woman for three days when he stayed at the ranch on his own. Stratton said her main job was to procure Epstein with a ‘stable’ of young female masseuse, maintaining a list of women that ‘didn’t have tattoos or piercings’ who were willing to drive out to the ranch and massage him.

“Stratton said Andrew came to stay at the Zorro Ranch on his own, and was put up in a self-contained three-bedroom guest property on the estate. Epstein was not there, but he arranged for Andrew to be accompanied by the young medic,”[2]

Stratton declared:

“At the time, Jeffrey had this, she supposedly was a neurosurgeon, quite young, beautiful, young and brilliant, and she stayed in the home with him… At one point we had all these different teas and you could pick the teas that you wanted and she asked me to find one that would make Andrew more horny.

“I’m guessing she understood her job was to entertain him because I guess, the fear, I don’t know; the fear would be that Andrew would say, ‘No I didn’t really find her that attractive.’ … He would tell Jeffrey that and then she would be on the ropes.

“I’m guessing that, another theory is, that Jeffrey probably had her on retainer and she knew what her job would be, should be, to make these people happy… Sex was all they thought about. I mean, I know for sure that Jeffrey would ideally like three massages a day.”[3]

It should be clear by now that Andrew is a pathological liar. Virginia Roberts, however, doesn’t seem to be lying about her claims. “Virginia Roberts claims to have sex with Andrew ‘three times, including one orgy,’ with the first encounter allegedly taking place in Ms Maxwell’s London townhouse.”[4] Andrew’s daughters are now saying that they are “deeply destressed” over his ties with Epstein. But the sad part is that they waited that long to be “deeply distressed.”[5] Do they mean to tell us all that they knew nothing of Andrew’s sexual exploration until then? Who are they fooling this time?

  • [1] Camilla Tominey, “How Prince Andrew authored his own downfall by deciding to go public,” The Telegraph, November 20, 2019.
  • [2] Tom Sykes, “Prince Andrew Was ‘Given’ ‘Beautiful Young Neurosurgeon’ by Epstein, Says Ex-Housekeeper,” Daily Beast, November 23, 2019.
  • [3] Ibid.
  • [4] Tominey, “How Prince Andrew authored his own downfall by deciding to go public,” The Telegraph, November 20, 2019.
  • [5] Amanda Woods, “Prince Andrew’s daughters are ‘deeply distressed’ over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein,” NY Post, November 22, 2019.

Jonas E. Alexis has degrees in mathematics and philosophy. He studied education at the graduate level. His main interests include U.S. foreign policy, history of Israel/Palestine conflict, and the history of ideas. He is the author of the new book Zionism vs. the West: How Talmudic Ideology is Undermining Western Culture. He teaches mathematics in South Korea.
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  1. Why now?

    I wonder why The Firm is allowing one of its carbon-unit protectorates to be burned down at this time?
    Seems so psy-oppy.

  2. After listening to David Icke’s latest about the prince and including the entire royal family leaves me convinced they all need to go the way of the Dodo.

    • Not that I believe it has anything to do with lizard DNA but probably constant inbreeding may have something to with it. The “elites” are such an ancestral bunch of retards. The only thing that keeps them in power is that they’ve managed to steal everything that wasn’t nailed down.

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