Virginia Roberts Giuffre puts Prince Andrew’s ass in a frying pan

Virginia Roberts Giuffre’s testimony is far more plausive than Prince Andrew’s perpetual lies. Prince Andrew has good reason to be scared.


…by Jonas E. Alexis

Prince Andrew would be better off telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth about his exploration—sexual exploration. In doing this, he would indeed help himself because perpetuating one categorical lie after another during interviews and TV appearances is drawing him closer to his own moral destruction.

For example, we know that Prince Andrew has been working his sex experiments out for years. We know that he has been with Jeffrey Epstein. And we know that he is a pathological liar. How?

Well, Prince Andrew was forthrightly and categorically denying a picture that he took with Virginia Roberts Giuffre! How dumb can it get?

This is Prince Andrew at his best: “I have no recollection of that photograph ever having been taken.”[1] So what? You mean to tell us all that it is not you in the picture? And if it isn’t, then who is it? Your twin brother? A close relative?

Well, Prince Andrew does not have a twin brother. What, then, his “logical” defense? Here it is:

“‘It’s a photograph of a photograph of a photograph,’ Andrew huffed in his interview with BBC journalist Emily Maitlis — and therefore impossible to confirm as a fake, he said. ‘Nobody can prove whether or not that photograph has been doctored,’ he said. But it can’t be real, he reasoned, because ‘as a member of the royal family’ he’s not big on hugging, he said.’ ‘I’m terribly sorry, but if I, as a member of the royal family, and I have a photograph taken — and I take very, very few photographs — I  am not one to, um, as it were, hug,’ he averred.”[2]

“Prince Andrew should go to jail,” said Roberts last month.[3] Andrew is obviously standing on a shaky ground because he has zero evidence to back up his claim. Roberts, on the contrary, has pictures and other circumstantial evidence. Holding up the picture that she took with Andrew back in 2001, Roberts declared:

“This is a real photo. That is Andrew. “It’s been since given to the FBI and they’ve never contested that it’s a fake. “Only one of us is telling the truth. And it will come out”[4]

If you ask me, Andrew is obviously swimming in a swamp of dodo. Roberts moved on to say that Epstein forced her to have sex with “the elite of the world.” She said:

“I was trafficked to other billionaires. I was trafficked to other politicians. They should be named and they should be shamed. What they’ve done is horrific. There wasn’t a part of my body that they did not abuse. “I would be trafficked to somebody who physically and sexually abuses you, to the point you don’t think you’re going to live…Being a kid, I didn’t realize what world I was being brought into.”[5]

So far, Virginia Roberts Giuffre’s testimony is far more plausive than Prince Andrew’s perpetual lies. Prince Andrew has good reason to be scared. Virginia Roberts Giuffre also would do well to start naming names. We know Alan Dershowitz seemed to have had a piece of the sexual pie as well.

  • [1] Laura Italiano, “Prince Andrew doubts photo with Epstein sex slave is real because he doesn’t hug,” NY Post, November 17, 2019.
  • [2] Ibid.
  • [3] Lee Brown, “Virginia Roberts Giuffre says Prince Andrew ‘should go to jail’ over Jeffrey Epstein scandal,” NY Post, November 6, 2019.
  • [4] Ibid.
  • [5] Ibid.


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    • I had to look that up, since you mentioned it.
      plausive adjective

      plau·​sive | \ ˈplȯ-ziv
      , -siv\
      Definition of plausive

      1 : manifesting praise or approval
      2 obsolete : pleasing
      3 archaic : specious
      First Known Use of plausive

      1598, in the meaning defined at sense 1

      I always enjoy having something defined and learning something new. It is very plausive.
      The subject of Epstein is not.

  1. From what I understand the pic of Andy the Groper was taken with an analog camera not one of the current digital models thus is almost impossible to fake meaning the Andrew doth protest too much. It’s like the guy standing over the bullet ridden body with the smoking gun ‘splaining that he had nothing to do with it.

  2. “” The man who pretty much defined the modern role of the Queen, the Victorian Walter Bagehot, wrote of the monarchy: “Its mystery is its life. We must not let in daylight upon magic.”
    “The role has always worked in the shadows, the grey areas of the constitution, with an agreement going back decades amongst politicians that unwritten rules and conventions would be respected, and that nothing would be done to put the Queen into an embarrassing position, a position where she could be accused of having a political role.”
    “With the Supreme Court judgement a bright and critical light now illuminates the monarchy.
    And the cry has gone up – even from the present system’s doughtiest defenders – for a written constitution, one where the powers of the different parts of the state and the different nations of the kingdom, are clearly explained and defined.” “

    • The tradition is to be entirely unapologetic. Hopefully everyone will get to see behind the veil and realize, nothing is going to happen to that dude, because the mentality is and has been, a distinct arrogant position of Ownership. That is what Monarchy is and does, no matter what people think. The very reason and premise for the founding of the US was to be rid of it.

    • Too bad the Brits still haven’t awakened. A great many still worship the rancid royals especially a certain Brit lawyer who occasionally contributes to VT. The royal worship is enough to make any sane person gag.
      Wonder how much of the Hapsburg DNA remains in that bloodline?

  3. “Virginia Roberts Affidavit” ~ teen diary of Randy Prince Andy and DirtBag0witz at Jeffrey’s Kiddie Whorehouse of Horrors, photos and extensive timeline of elite crimes. JizzLane MaxHell did not kill herself, MADAM and pimp is still at large.