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President Donald J. Trump, in a speech to The Organization of Eminent Jewish-American Magnates (TOEJAM), shocked his audience yesterday by vowing to “finish the job Hitler started.”

“A lot of you are in the real estate business because I know you very well. You’re brutal killers, not nice people at all,” Trump said. “That’s why, together, we can finish the job Hitler started.”

Amid audible gasps, Trump continued: “By ‘finish the job,’ I mean the Greater Israel project. Did you know that without Hitler, Israel never would have existed? It was Hitler who signed the Transfer Agreement to send Jews to Palestine. He later became the Zionists’ number one PR asset. Without Hitler and the Nazis, the world never would have allowed you, brutal killers, to slaughter and expel the Palestinians.”



Trump continued: “Today, I’m here to tell you we’re going to finish the job. We’re going to slaughter and expel the rest of the Palestinians. And if the Iranians try to stop us we’ll slaughter them too. That’s why Sheldon and Bibi and the MAGA Group—excuse me, I mean the MEGA Group—put me in the Oval Office in the first place.”

From stunned silence, the audience suddenly broke into a chorus of “Heil Trump! Heil the New King of Israel! Sig heil! Judea Uber Alles!” Fat wallets were extracted from fatter rumps, checkbooks and cash bundles emerged from briefcases, and pandemonium reigned as Trump smartly goose-stepped off the stage to the tune of the new national anthem “The Star of David Spangled Banner.”

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  2. They have a long history of using money and violence to achieve their evil goals. This is how they control most of Congress. This is how they control the coward President Trump. This is how they did 9/11/01. This is how they control even the traitorous four star generals. Read the article describing how they brought down the Russian Empire. Read some of the gross evil acts they committed like cutting out the insides of live persons. These are some very evil brainwashed people who blindly believe some evil religion. Now they seek laws violating our own Constitution preventing criticism of these international criminals. They are masters at deception. They can fake a death of a family member to appear as an accident. The cowards in charge of America today have sold out to these murderous world criminals and thieves. It is almost 20 years since 9/11/01 but none of the real perps have been arrested let alone tried in a court for their crimes. “The jails are full of petty thieves but the grand thieves are running the country.” Howard Zinn, Ph.D.

    • The late Patriot and Industrial Genius Henry Ford was one of the few Americans who had the guts and intelligence to stand up to these Zionist World Criminals. He hired experts to analyze the Protocols of Zion and published an abridged version which he published in his newspaper the Dearborn Independent. These criminals put enormous pressure on Henry. They used duress and force to elicit a meaningless apology to these world criminals. Henry had more guts and intelligence than any of the whores in Congress or Draft Dodger Trump. You can easily find the abridged protocols of Zion and read this garbage today if you want to inform yourselves. Look at the continuing violence they do to neighbors the Palestinians and how they continue to steal their lands and lands of others too. These are land thieves. How would you like to live next to a land thief? Yet the fools in our country are supporting these world criminals who can’t or won’t abide by the rules of civilization. Americans are the biggest fools on planet Earth.

  3. People have been emailing me about this satire, thinking it is a real news article. Here is my answer to one of them:

    Dear —

    The article is satire. It satirizes Trump’s tendency to use “shocking anti-Semitic tropes” while simultaneously giving unlimited support to the most outrageous Zionist extremists.

    And it also satirizes Zionism by pointing out that it is just an inversion of Nazism.

    Unfortunately reality these days is crazier than even the most over-the-top satire, so people have a hard time telling the difference.

    Best

    Kevin

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