Jailed: Trump’s Personal ‘Pissing Pastor’ Urinates on Young Sleeping African American Woman During Flight

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VT:Reverend Daniel Chalmers, a personal confident of ‘Mr. Golden Showers,’ Donald Trump, was arrested by Wayne Metro Police (Detroit).  Chalmers said his drink of choice, scotch and ambien, made him do it.

Chalmers picked out a young attractive African American women who was sleeping, pulled down his pants, drew out his penis and soaked her with urine.  He was said to be seen mumbling something about Donald Trump.

We can’t confirm that he pissed on Trump but we have some very strong suspicions.

The civil suit is being handed by Oakland County’s Jeffrey Fieger, a VT favorite.

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7 COMMENTS

  1. I can just see that terrorist trash Giuliani running to blackmail the company Sanofi Aventis to add “urinating on black women while traveling on an airplane” as a side effect of Ambien just to cover the base in case.

    Ambien’s weird side effects:
    “However, it also comes with a host of known side effects, including decreased awareness, hallucinations, changes in behavior, memory problems, sleepwalking, sleep eating (and cooking), and even sleep driving.”

  2. Bio of the lead pastors at Catch the Fire (Urine) ministries.
    “Murray and Ash Smith moved to Raleigh in 2009 from Australia with their four gorgeous daughters. They love the church and are passionate about living in joy. As lead pastors, they enjoy making families feel at home and connected to their community and their Heavenly Daddy.” The term “Daddy” is also used by other members referring to “god”.

    Chalmers and his wife refer to their daughter (presumed named Ava) as Avalicious, in a now deleted facebook post by the wife explaining Chalmers 3 previous stints in mental institutions and past financial mismanagement. You definitely cannot make this up.

  3. I’m not a chemist, but if people think Ambien and whiskey could cause a person to want to urinate on another person, that would be wrong. What it does, is lower inhibitions and plead the case, that there is no reason to withhold your personal desires.
    It’s like the priest who got caught with the SM girls on the altar, this behavior in this location would indicate it is not his first time nor even likely the limit of his “proclivities”.
    “Arrested Development” , is a quality/trait often found in the “ministries” and ‘priesthoods”.
    If the cases of the last few years were presented in a Montage, people would tear down the buildings with bare hands.

    • Ambien is a common excuse. Nobody takes ambien on a plane, you can’t drive a car from the airport or even find your rental car. No, ambien is spin, purely spin and there isn’t a shred of proof. Nobody takes ambien as a ‘sleeping pill’ unless they are dying of cancer.

    • The victim was reportedly forced to sit in her urine-soaked clothes for the rest of the flight.
      Chalmers claimed he did it and then claimed that he didn’t do it because he’s a pastor.
      Chalmers reportedly threatened the pilot that he would sue Delta for defamation!

      “Catch the Fire” (warm urine) Ministries. “This is a multi-campus church focusing on raising up world-class leaders, with an aim of sending them out on the mission field to plant churches.”
      Warmth and moisture are necessary for proper germination. He was trying to help the poor girl.