Melania’s Trashy ‘Gulag Christmas’ Decorations, but ‘Who Gives a F$#K?’

From the Furst Laddie that put the pavilion from Jed Clampett's 'cement pond' next to the White House...from the set of the Beverly Hillbillies


Salon: On Nov. 30, the White House unveiled Melania Trump’s last Christmas decoration scheme.

Not only was this lame-duck hall-decking her final expression of holiday pomp as First Lady, despite what her husband publicly proclaimed, but it came tinted with her own admission of hostility.

And it gets worse, so much worse…as we enter a world of shag carpet and foil wallpaper…

On Oct. 2, her former friend and senior advisor released audio from 2018 in which Mrs. Trump states, “I’m working my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a f**k about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”

The décor, to the disappointment of snarky cultural commentators and Twitter, was a non-starter. Unlike the seasons past with their grim barren branches and “Handsmaid’s Tale” cosplaying red trees, Trump’s 2020 Christmas was as generic and unmemorable as this year has been unprecedented and difficult.


screen grab from video that qualified Melania as an “Einstein” in order to enter the US…yes, this is Melania being “best” at something…but we aren’t sure what…

“America the Beautiful” was the announced theme, a jingoistic phrase used as a title for everything from documentaries on the sexualization of American youth to the 50 designs of state quarters.

The Christmas trees, in the familiar pine style, look ready for a stock photo shoot. Red glass spheres, gold ribbon garland, white lights. A family photo background with no family present, only a woman in gold examining the work of the unpaid help.

Please, tell me this isn’t what it looks like? Note the cartoon ass…and the chin hiding an Adam’s apple the size of a tennis ball..

It’s easy to dismiss this year’s decorations because, even in the best-lit official White House photography, they’re instantly forgettable. We know there’s a lot on the Trump family’s docket right now, with all the pardoning and undermining of American democracy, and Christmas decorating was clearly not the First Lady’s favorite responsibility in the first place. If there was a year to phone it in, 2020 was the right pick.  read more…

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  1. Maybe we need to chill a bit and let Melania divorce Trump and quietly make for the exit. I’m sure she’s in no mood to be counted among the former First Ladies as she never wanted to be one in the first place.

    • With you on that one. Also the woman did what she did in the past to survive. I think it is widely held that she NEVER wanted to be FLOTUS; she knew damn well what was going to come out about her earlier life.
      However the other First Ladies pictured were no angels either. Better backgrounds, education and money. What they connived in or covered up is another matter entirely

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