Vanity Fair: Kimberly Guilfoyle Provides the Holiday-Party Freak Show Reminiscent of Hee Haw’s Dancing Pigs

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Vanity Fair: You know that couple at the holiday party that wants you to know that the love is not lost in their relationship, if you know what they mean, you do, don’t you, wink?

And you definitely think you heard someone calling your name and gotta go refill your drink? Kimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr. seem like that couple. The rest of us are ducking into the bathroom when we see them coming.

Well, most of us. Others are voluntarily giving their money when cornered, and that is their prerogative. During a recent reelection campaign event, Guilfoyle promised a lap dance to the donor who gave the most to the Trump campaign, as Politico reported. And in a video that surfaced over the weekend from the Turning Point summit, which was at a convention center in West Palm Beach filled with 2,000 mostly mask-less high school and college students, she’s dancing just for the heck of it.

There is a twirl moment and there’s a kicking moment that recalls the Elaine dance from the company party in Seinfeld. Listen, I have never walked out onto a stage to music with fireworks spitting around me and my name written 20 feet tall behind me. Most of us haven’t. And most of us would probably not know what to do with our hands, let alone our legs. Most of us would definitely do like a finger gun into a point into one of those big arm waves that look completely detached from the rest of the body. Most of us would do something like what Guilfoyle did, right? Or what Tiffany Trump did when she gave that one speech on her dad’s behalf (blowing of kisses, stiff-armed waving, fist movements). And it would be embarrassing for us too.

Kimberly Guilfoyle Provides the Holiday-Party Secondhand Embarrassment We Missed This Year | Vanity Fair


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  1. Classic overplay, and “Kim” has built a streak of this, but I don’t dissuade. I dance like a drunk monkey being electrocuted, and if by chance something public happens, the plan is slow dance only in a large crowd.
    Guilfoyle, like Gugliani , Sindey Powell, and so many others,….followed a thread that led to an awkward exposure,..a cringe moment or string of moments,…where lots of rationalization are necessary to bring it all in. I do however , applaud any person who is willing to take the stage. Let go …and be you. This can be the only logical thought process of anyone gathering information.

  2. Exhibitionist Harlot showcasing what she’s got. Not much, IMO. AND NO SHIMMEY!
    Is she jealous of more-attractive whores?
    A loose woman is like a narrow way.

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