Nominated by Jeff Epstein’s attorney…Dershowitz who wore his underwear, he tells us, when upstairs alone with a teenage girl at Epstein’s New York rape brothel…getting a massage.
Residents of Norra Begravningsplatsen, Solna, Sweden were awakened this morning to a tremendous explosion. Many assumed there had been an accident with a gas main, while others feared a terrorist attack.
Titti Skitqvisst, president of the Nobel Endowment and great-grand-niece of the celebrated inventor, explained: “When my ancestors buried Alfred alongside a few hundred tons of his greatest invention, dynamite, we had no idea that his corpse might one day figure out a way to detonate it—or even have any reason to. Who could have imagined that a genocidal Zionist scumbag like that Kosher Nostra slumlord Kushner would ever be nominated for a prize named after my great-grand-uncle?”
A Kushner Crime Family spokesperson responded: “If mass murderers like Barack Obama and genocide perpetrators like Shimon Peres and Aung San Suu Kyi can actually win the Nobel Peace Prize, there is no reason why a mobbed-up moron who has screwed up the Middle East worse than it already was in service to Zionist genocide shouldn’t at least get a nomination. We applaud the nominators, and deplore the terrorist—who, by the way, should never be referred to as a suicide bomber, since he was already dead, but instead should be called a corpse-icide bomber. There, that will show him!”
The myriad scorched and scattered shards of bone and bits of rotten flesh constituting Alfred Nobel could not be reached for comment.
Dr. Kevin Barrett, a Ph.D. Arabist-Islamologist is one of America’s best-known critics of the War on Terror.
He is the host of TRUTH JIHAD RADIO; a hard driving weekly radio show funded by listener donations at Patreon.com and FALSE FLAG WEEKLY NEWS (FFWN); an audio-video show produced by Tony Hall, Allan Reese, and Kevin himself. FFWN is funded through FundRazr.
He also has appeared many times on Fox, CNN, PBS, and other broadcast outlets, and has inspired feature stories and op-eds in the New York Times, the Christian Science Monitor, the Chicago Tribune, and other leading publications.
Dr. Barrett has taught at colleges and universities in San Francisco, Paris, and Wisconsin; where he ran for Congress in 2008. He currently works as a nonprofit organizer, author, and talk radio host.