Raw Story: Saturday Night Live imagined Ted Cruz appearing on an apology TV show named “Whoops, You Did it Again” that was hosted by Britney Spears.
“Now I’m in a little bit of hot water, which I’m told nobody in Texas has,” Cruz said of his trip to Cancun, admitting he’s “bad at human stuff.”
“So you understand why people are calling you a coward?” Spears asked.
“Yeah, coward was actually the nicest word I heard. But let me ask you this, would a coward have the cajones to blame his actions on his young daughters?”” Cruz asked.
“They love Cancun, there’s so much for kids to do. The topless beach, shots at Senior Frog’s, swimming with sick dolphins — they love it,” Cruz said.