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Former Mideast-based US diplomat “J. Mike” Springmann and I opened this week’s False Flag Weekly News with a modest proposal: Let’s trade America’s most-watched TV commentator Tucker Carlson to Iran…and bring Iran’s top talk show host, Nader Talebzadeh (currently under Zionist Treasury Department sanctions) to America. As I pointed out:
This trade would be beneficial for both sides. The Iranians would get much-need comic relief – after decades of war and sanctions and unfair treatment they could use a good laugh. And Tucker could make fun of Iranian liberals, the spoiled brats in North Tehran who wish they were in Los Angeles. Iranian liberals are even more obnoxious than American ones. Tucker could have a lot of fun with them. Meanwhile, the USA would get the world’s greatest TV host, Nader Talebzadeh. Cognitive psychologists estimate that just putting Nader on American TV one night per week would raise the collective IQ of American television by more than a dozen points! So this would be a win-win for everyone…
As the Milwaukee Bucks showed when they traded for Jrue Holiday, smart trades can take you to the next level. So let’s trade for Nader, no matter how many millions of dollars and #1 draft choices we have to give up, along with Tucker, to get him!
Another modest proposal: Instead of spending the taxpayers’ money on a COVID-19 Commission headed by 9/11 coverup czar Philip Zelikow and a 1/6 Commission tasked with crucifying Q Shaman and/or Donald Trump, both modeled on the 9/11 and Warren Commissions, how about consolidating all past and future investigations into a single BULLSHIT COMMISSION. The Bullshit Commission can just put out one big bullshit report that goes blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah and doesn’t actually address any relevant specifics of anything…pretty much like the 9/11 Commission. In fact, with only minor editing, the 9/11 Commission Report can become the basis for the new Bullshit Report which will be dragged out whenever the Deep State feels the need to murder a president, or murder thousands of Americans in a false flag, or unleash a pandemic, or whatever. Anyone who does not believe the Bullshit will be labeled a “conspiracy theorist” and a threat to public health, and will be forcibly vaccinated with real, literal bullshit, from the rear end of a real bull—which as people in India know, will cure them of every ailment known to man, including congenital skepticism.
After considering these and other burning issues, we finished the show with some rare good news:
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Dr. Kevin Barrett, a Ph.D. Arabist-Islamologist is one of America’s best-known critics of the War on Terror.
He is the host of TRUTH JIHAD RADIO; a hard-driving weekly radio show funded by listener subscriptions at Substack and the weekly news roundup FALSE FLAG WEEKLY NEWS (FFWN).
He also has appeared many times on Fox, CNN, PBS, and other broadcast outlets, and has inspired feature stories and op-eds in the New York Times, the Christian Science Monitor, the Chicago Tribune, and other leading publications.
Dr. Barrett has taught at colleges and universities in San Francisco, Paris, and Wisconsin; where he ran for Congress in 2008. He currently works as a nonprofit organizer, author, and talk radio host.
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Very good, Kevin.
You know, some folks might equate the “gift of gab” with the knack of the “boolcheet artiste.”
In that case you would be more than qualified to head the Boolcheet Commission.
For those of you who are not familiar with the way Nader Talebzadeh’s programs, the incoming calls are open to everyone to ask questions from guests like Amit Ali Hajizadeh on an open ended subject. So in one program Michael Maloof asks Amir Ali Hajizadeh the question of could the shooting of the US drone on June 2019 by the IRGC be an act by rogue elements in the IRGC ? To which Hajizadeh calmly explains the chain of command, where at the same exact time BBC Persian was spouting garbage for Trump Fox viewers about the same interview saying that yes Hajizadeh acknowledged that it was a decision made by an officer acting on his own.
Western freedom of speech lol …
These talking heads are easily replaced with the next numb nuts.
Another cleverly amusing, well balanced, yet factual satire by Dr. Barrett. Thanks for a few morning laughs which tend to be hard to come by nowadays specially if you watching (T)ukers of the zionist owned media. If the world as we know it chooses to turn a blind eye to the on going tragedy of the Palestinian today, which is practically a 70-year-dry run on human race, rest assured it wont be too long before the flagbearers of the NWO will do to you and your children what they’ve been doing to Palestinian children. So, the least we could do is to spread the word.
The only problem with Tucker going to Tehran is that just like Arabs who don’t have P in their alphabet and use B as in Bibsi instead of Pepsi, Persians don’t have T and they have to use F instead …
And that my friends is your load of kossher for a day.
Look up the word written with two Ss.
The ‘Land of the Free’ is a joke! We are ENSLAVED! The US is the PLANTATION of the Zio-Rothschild International Financial Crime Syndicate, whose goal is to establish an Orwellian ‘ANIMAL FARM’, that would be controlled, RULED from ‘ERETZ ISRAEL’. The planned for, establishment, in Jerusalem of the ‘Pig Sty-NEST’, of the Talmudic-Supremacist Chosen Few! Since the ‘Pulling Down’ by Controlled Demolition, of the WTC. Towers #1,#2,#7, on ‘9/11/2001’ to drag US at the cost of 2977 innocent Collateral Victims, into the ‘HELL Hole’ of the Middle East, they succeeded this time! The previous ‘False Flag’ attacks; ‘LAVON Affair’ and the “USS LIBERTY” were Failed Attempts! For the past 2 decades our Military Personnel, our Blood and Treasure became the ‘Sacrificial Lambs’ on the barbaric-bloody Altar of Zionism, on the World Stage! PRAY for America??
That is why we need Nader on prime time TV — he understands this stuff.
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