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And since YouTube missed the opening man-bites-dog story, here it is: “This week we’ll begin with local news. A Russian immigrant named Yuri Lee Pismiov has been sentenced to anger management classes after he bit a police dog. The dog, who is undergoing a round of rabies shots, is expected to fully recover.”
So if E. Michael Jones becomes America’s third Catholic president, and its first officially Anti-Jewish president, it will be all my fault.
I quickly pointed out that I’m actually not too thrilled about the “Anti-Jewish” concept. I agree with the wag who said Jews are just like everybody else only more so. What’s the point of an “Anti-Everybody-Else-Only-More-So” party?
Our real problem is psychopathic oligarchs. Only around half of America’s psychopathic oligarchs are Jewish. The other half is just as bad. What we need, I said, is an Anti-Oligarch Party.
So E. Mike nominated me to run for president on the Anti-Oligarch Party ticket. I’ll need to draft a strong platform to have a chance of beating Dr. Jones and his Anti-Jewish Party!
E. Michael Jones has a big following, especially among young Catholics. He’s a very sharp, erudite guy with a…well, I was going to say a “nose for politics” but actually it’s the other party, the Pro-Jewish-Party (Democrats, Republicans, and all the others) that has that.
He’ll be a tough opponent. And his platform has deeply-rooted appeal. Very large numbers of people have been annoyed by Jews for centuries if not millennia…whereas according to a scientific survey I just conducted in the nearest Wal-Mart, seven out of eight Americans don’t even know what the word “oligarch” means.
We have our educational work cut out for us. It’s going to be a tough race. It will undoubtedly go down to the wire. Whether America’s next president is E. Michael Jones or yours truly will be decided by the thinnest possible tranche, probably the neurotic voters in swing states with Facebook accounts, the people who allegedly elected Trump in 2016 and Biden in 2020.
Maybe I can turn the movement to send Bezos into outer space—permanently—into a political ad touting “a final solution to the oligarch problem.” The soundtrack will borrow from David Bowie’s “Space Oddity”:
Ground control to Major Jeff, Ground control to Major Jeff, we don’t want you back so go and eff yourself! Ground control to Major Jeff. There he goes floating in a tin can, far beyond the moon. Planet earth is blue, and it’s better without you…
Meanwhile, I guess I’d better start surveying the electorate. Which party would YOU rather see in power—the Anti-Jewish Party or the Anti-Oligarch Party—and why?
Dr. Kevin Barrett, a Ph.D. Arabist-Islamologist is one of America’s best-known critics of the War on Terror.
He is the host of TRUTH JIHAD RADIO; a hard driving weekly radio show funded by listener donations at Patreon.com and FALSE FLAG WEEKLY NEWS (FFWN); an audio-video show produced by Tony Hall, Allan Reese, and Kevin himself. FFWN is funded through FundRazr.
He also has appeared many times on Fox, CNN, PBS, and other broadcast outlets, and has inspired feature stories and op-eds in the New York Times, the Christian Science Monitor, the Chicago Tribune, and other leading publications.
Dr. Barrett has taught at colleges and universities in San Francisco, Paris, and Wisconsin; where he ran for Congress in 2008. He currently works as a nonprofit organizer, author, and talk radio host.