Woke Resistance to the Taliban Begins Now!

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Woke Resistance to the Taliban Begins Now!

By Akhmadijah Masjoud, for the Washington Pooft

Dissociated  Press

In 1998, when I was a 9 year old boy who identified as two girls, my father, the mujuhideen commander Ahmad Shah Masjoud, gathered his gender-confused soldiers in a nightclub of dubious repute in the Pansyjhir Valley of northern Afghanistan. They sat around in dresses and high heels and listened as my father’s very special friend, bisexual Zionist philosopher Bernard-Henri Lévy, lisped: “When you fight for your freedom to dreth up in womenth clothing,” Lévy said, “you fight also for our freedom to be ruled by Zionitht thexual blackmailerth like Jeffrey Epthtein.”

My father never forgot this as he fought against the patriarchal, hetero-normative Taliban regime. Up until the moment he was hit with a pillow on Sept. 9, 2001, at the behest of the Proud Boys of Pashtunistan, he was fighting to debase and degrade not only Afghanistan but also the West.

Now this common struggle against hetero-normativity and patriarchal oppression is more essential than ever in these dark, tense hours for my homeland.

I write from the Pansyjhir Valley today, ready to follow in my father’s footsteps, with high-heeled, lipstick-wearing mujuhideen fighters who are prepared to once again take on the Taliban, the Proud Boys, and any straight white men who happen to be in the neighborhood. We have stores of squirt guns and pillows, as well as whole cave-loads of women’s clothing, that we have patiently collected since my father’s time, because we knew this day might come.

We also have legions of LGBTQ Afghans who, over the past 72 hours, have responded to my appeal to join the queer resistance in Pansyjhir. We have drag queen soldiers from the Afghan regular army who were disgusted by the surrender of their commanders and are now making their way to the hills of Pansyjhir in their outlandish pink wigs and glitzy sequined mini-skirts. Former members of the Transexual Division of the Afghan Very, Very Special Forces have also joined our struggle.

But that is not enough. If Taliban sexists launch a patriarchal assault, they will of course face staunchly depraved resistance from us. The rainbow flag of the Unnatural Resistance Front will fly over every position that they attempt to take. Yet we know that our supplies of makeup, pantyhose, hormones, and gender-reassignment surgeons will not be sufficient. They will be rapidly depleted unless our friends in the West can find a way to supply us without delay.

The United States and its allies may have fled the battlefield, mincing and simpering all the way, but America can still be a “great arse-nal of degeneracy,” as Franklin D. Roosevelt said when coming to the aid of the British buggers and transvestites before the U.S. entry into World War II.

Biography
Dr. Kevin Barrett, a Ph.D. Arabist-Islamologist, is one of America’s best-known critics of the War on Terror.

He is host of TRUTH JIHAD RADIO; a hard driving weekly radio show funded by listener donations at Patreon.com and FALSE FLAG WEEKLY NEWS (FFWN); a audio-video show produced by Tony Hall, Allan Reese, and Kevin himself. FFWN is funded through FundRazr.

He also has appeared many times on Fox, CNN, PBS and other broadcast outlets, and has inspired feature stories and op-eds in the New York Times, the Christian Science Monitor, the Chicago Tribune, and other leading publications.

Dr. Barrett has taught at colleges and universities in San Francisco, Paris, and Wisconsin; where he ran for Congress in 2008. He currently works as a nonprofit organizer, author, and talk radio host.
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12 COMMENTS

  1. There is strong evidence that the so-called “Hollywood Left” has teamed up with Right-Wing Conservatives to “feminize” (apologies, it’s the best word I could come up with at the moment. I’ll try to find a better one) Black men in movies, TV, and across all media. Is this a political agenda by a well-financed group?

    My understanding of gay people (PLEASE don’t say “THE GAYS”) is that seeking a quiet normal, don’t-bother-me life is the goal, as it is with most people. But I have some serious concerns about what is possibly a political agenda. This coming into black Elementary Schools, reading material, & attempting to explain sexual concepts to black children for which they couldn’t POSSIBLY have the maturity or knowledge to handle by people is an abomination. It appears that this tends NOT to happen in the conservative parents’ schools. Wonder why?

    • Very true, Mister Chask: If people hanging on to planes or banging each other in cowds was a problem, The US and Danish and Norwegian and British airplaines should just have discontinued their flights and left the plains on the tarmac. Waited a few days and made a deal with the Tabels or others about what to do. But US/Britain/Norway/Denmark were probably too stingy: Why not let die a few in the crowds instead of paying up?

  2. There’s a lot of talk in the united 50 states of North America about the “Thykides Trap”. Thukidid was an artistocratic Athenian general fighting Lackedmonaea (Sparta for simplicity) during the two Peleponesian wars, which happpened on the two Greek penninsilae of Attika and the Pelepones (where Sparta lies in its Deep South) and a few strange marine expeditions to Sisila.
    Mos USans only site the first part of his description of the “Trap”: That the hegemon feeling threatened attempts to quell the rise of a competing power.
    But they forget the second trap, which he rightfully shows to be the cause of Athen’s misery: That the competing power (Athens) abolished the freedoms that made its citizens feel free and proud of being Athenians, and instituted instead the same kind of imperialistic control over Athens which Athens had practised over it dependent allies and the spartans over their serfs (agricultural semi-slaves). It now seems Amerika is copyong the fall of Athens, even thoug China is no new Lakedaemonia!

    • Need I add that Sparta was a favorite hang-out for top Athenians who had been ostrasized (i.e., exciled for some years from) Athens? Not only Aristotle , but in addition several Athenian disgruntled aristocrats, stated that the State of Sparta (Lakedaemoniae) had the most ‘perfect’ laws/constitution of all Greek statlets?
      By the way: All commentators need to learn the “distinction” betwen democracies (like in Athens: direct rule by the citizenry) and republics (like in ancient Rome and all the time in the US of Norrth A): Role by the rich elites
      Also: Please learn to distinguish between “rhetoric” and “demagogy”. (A much misunderstood difference!)

  3. Aw, Kevin, there you go again getting in a cheap shot at our British interbred cousins. I just can’t wait for more Downton Abbey and its Royalist propaganda. Talk about turning history on its head to justify British racism. And, of course. Americans love every minute of it. Did Prince Harry just pass gas? Inquiring minds want to know. Especially our straight Irish ancestors.

    • Since the Christine Keeler scandal around 1960. It’s been known all over (Northwestern) Europe that top Brit nobelity and civil non-servants and Conservative politicians ofte cross-dress for their funny banquets and evening get-togethers. Only exception was Winston Churchill, who in later years preferred consorting with arab boys in Casablanca and in Franco North Africa.

  4. Dammit, I can never get these months straight. I thought that October was Gay Pride Month, but I just looked this up, and it says October is LGBT History Month. It says June is LGBT Pride Month, to celebrate the ‘Stonewall Uprising’ of the Gay Liberation Movement in Manhattan. This is where the police raided a mafia-run gay bar, and it somehow became an ‘uprising’ with its own month of gay sodomy dedication. At the rate things are headed, it’s likely the Democrats will replace the American uprising against the British with the ‘Stonewall Uprising’.

    Is August now considered ‘Gay Parenthood’ month in America? I noticed that Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg and Husband Chasten announced on August 17 that they were becoming parents. This was the same day that Afghans were shown falling off a C-17 airlift from Kabul mid-air and other Afghan human remains were found in the landing gear. It’s always nice to see this country is in the hands of fully confident homos during such a crisis.

    I’m also very confused about the ten new transgender terms just accepted by the politically correct White House. They have now added Intergender, Intersex, Pangender, Poligender, Omnigender, Bigender, Androgyne, Androgyny, Third Gender, and Trigender.

    I recently learned that intersex used to be called a ‘hermaphrodite’, but using such dangerous, racist and highly outdated language can now constitute a hate crime.

    • There is probably a Goverment Publication explaining all this being printed at this time. At least, they are free and downloadable.

    • Let’s see what you have on NYC’s best known gay couple…Roy Cohn and Donald Trump?

    • I thought most famous NYC couple was Shepard Smith and Giovanni Graziano. The real reason Ole Shep got the boot from Fox News. Who would of thunk it? He was in a heterosexual marriage previously for six years. Scandalous!