New Craze: Anti-Vaxxers Now Drinking Their Own Piss (Turd Eating Too?) as Trumpian COVID Cure

Shouldn't Trump tell them to wear the piss?


DB: I am starting to think that common sense really is not that common after all – we live in exceedingly stupid times.

Exhibit 874: US anti-vaxxers are now urging people to drink their own urine to fight coronavirus.

Over the weekend, Christopher Key, the leader of an anti-Covid-19 vaccine group called the “Vaccine Police”, posted videos online extolling the health benefits of what he described as “urine therapy”.

According to the wizard of wee, there is “tons and tons of research … [and] peer-reviewed published papers on urine”; so if you do your own pee-search you will discover it is God’s own antidote to Covid-19. “This vaccine is the worst bioweapon I have ever seen,” Key said. “I drink my own urine!”

That is not the only questionable thing he does. Key was recently arrested for refusing to wear a mask and filming proceedings during a court hearing. The reason he was in court? He was arrested in April for refusing to wear a mask at a Whole Foods store.

In August he made headlines for suggesting that pharmacists should be executed for administering coronavirus vaccines; in December he also set off on a road trip across the US with a fake badge and firearms, in a mission to arrest a Democratic governor over vaccine mandates.

Very busy man, our Mr Key! I cannot help thinking that if his name was Mohammed his shenanigans would have had him locked up in Guantánamo Bay by now.

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  1. Perhaps then Gordon, your time would be better spent investigating the links between those who created this virus (gain of function) and those profiting from these EUA vaccines, instead of trying to turn VT into another “National Inquirer” with such salacious headlines.

  2. Mihail…you have two imaginary relatives dead from non-existent blood clots…we have 3 unvaxed editors dead of covid

    they have names

    Robertson, Steele, Rosenberg

  3. Urine therapy is an ancient, and extremely effective remedy for many conditions. Ask any Ayurvedic doctor. I’ve used it and it works. For a viral infection, though, I don’t know.

  4. Quality Assurance and Quality Control are lost arts at drug houses like Pfizer. Hence, no surprise that parasites and other dangerous additives may be in vaccines. But, this is expected since QA and QC provisions are missing from vaccine contracts signed by HHS for the taxpayers. And, we thought the bomb and bullet makers in the MIC were hosing the Government. The vaccine deals are beyond the pale. The VT editors never mention procurement corruption in any Federal departments. Gee, I wonder why. Where’s old US Grant when we need him to fight contractor corruption? Proceed at your own risk.

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