“Don’t Know Much About the Holocaust”

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The Anti-Defecation League (ADL) has issued a press release slamming Sam Cooke’s classic “Wonderful World” and demanding the song be canceled.

According to ADL president Jonathan Greenbutt, the line “don’t know much about history” is unacceptable. “Every American needs to know everything we tell them about the most important thing that ever happened in history—the Holocaust,” Greenbutt explained at a press conference. “That’s why we’re forcing it into every preschool curriculum in the nation and putting up Holocaust museums in every city, town, village, and hamlet.”

Greenbutt insisted that “not knowing much about the Holocaust isn’t just anti-Semitic, it’s implicit Holocaust denial. If Sam Cooke hadn’t gotten shot under mysterious circumstances on December 10, 1964, , we’d be gearing up to throw his ass in jail.”

The ADL press release also calls for the permanent cancellation of Dwight D. Eisenhower, Winston Churchill, and Charles De Gaulle, whose combined memoirs total 7,061 pages but never even mention the Holocaust:

“Given that the Holocaust is the most outrageous, improbable, extraordinary event of that war, and is attributed to the three authors’ greatest enemy, the fact that these three Allied leaders not only didn’t know much about the Holocaust, but they also didn’t know NUTHIN’ about the Holocaust, proves that all three were raving, slobbering anti-Semitic Holocaust deniers.”

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9 COMMENTS

  1. There have been many cultures murdered by evil crazy megalomaniacs. The holocaust gets most attention and money.

  2. Who owns the banks? Who owns the media? Who owns the holocaust? You can’t believe a word of it! Ever!

  3. What about the genocide of the ethnic Germans who lived in areas unfairly taken from Germany by the Treaty of Versailles from 1945 to 1950?

  4. So what it got to do with Palestinians…. the Semitic Jews and Christians who became Muslims ( Muslims did NOT DROP FROM SKY ) and Arabic speakers like Egyptians and North Africans. And Why there is such ” Love You Darling ” between the European Jews in Palestine and Germans? Yes, Some Jews were murdered by Nazis and they were murdered because they were honorable people who refused to go to Palestine. There you have Solid Proof of Nazis and Zionist involvement in murdering those Innocent Jews.

  5. Actually, it was quite funny. The ADL takes things to such extremes that this is entirely plausible. Greenbutt, haha!

    • Thank you for the poignant “quote”. What does one do if one both thinks and feels? Cry is my guess. As to your article, sarcasm is rarely used nowadays, I guess because it is too easily misunderstood. Live long and prosper, V.

    • Would not the Executive Director of the “Anti-Defecation League” end up being full of, er “used food”?

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