Biden, Over Chicken Kyiv Lunch, Renames World’s Strategic Waterways

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Shakespeare told us that “a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” But President Biden believes names have power. That’s why he renamed his favorite White House luncheon dish “chicken Kyiv,” using the Ukrainian rather than Russian spelling of the Ukrainian capital. Then he upped the ante this afternoon, over chicken Kyiv lunch, by renaming three of the world’s key strategic waterways.

“The Black Sea has got to go,” said Biden. “It’s liquid and black. It reminds me too much of a Black Russian, which by the way I have renamed a Black Ukrainian—which as of today is a mixture of vodka and kahlua flying a little blue-and-yellow Ukrainian flag on a toothpick. I know it’s horrendously unhealthy and tastes like cough syrup, but Americans need to drink them regularly just to show the Russians who’s boss.”

Biden went on to explain that from now on the Black Sea will be known as the Red White and Blue Sea. “I know we don’t control it yet. Some people say it’s a Russian lake. But that’s only because it was stuck with the wrong name. Now that it’s the Red White and Blue Sea it’s pretty much ours for the taking. We won’t even need to sink the entire Russian fleet like I promised Vloddy the other day. As soon as the Russians see that it’s red white and blue instead of black, they’ll just turn tail and set sail. Do svidaniya, baby!”

Biden then renamed the Persian Gulf, which he insisted must henceforth be referred to as the American Gulf. “Hey, we’re the ones who get to control the world’s oil supply, right? At least we did until we screwed with Russia and Bin Salman stopped taking my calls. But now that it’s the American Gulf, I’m sure he’ll start picking up after the first ring.”

Biden continued rewriting the geography books by changing the South China Sea to the Southern American Sea. “I can’t call it the South America Sea because people would think it had something to do with the continent of South America, which of course it doesn’t,” Biden explained. “Like everything else on earth, it belongs to the USA, the world’s only exceptional nation, which happens to be in North America. But calling it the North America Sea wouldn’t really work either, because it’s so far south. So let’s just call it the Southern American Sea and be done with it.”

Biden added that if China didn’t like the new name he would really teach them a lesson by renaming the Pacific Ocean the Bellicose Ocean.

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12 COMMENTS

  1. Thanks, Good Dottore Kevin B, for your entertaining suggestion.

    Actually, the Black Sea is called «Black» because in both Turkic and Mongol languages, even though thai have appropriate words for North.South.East.West, they prefer using color words for true directions (using the first seer for words like «Southeast, Midwest, East.Northeast» and so forth). Thus the Turks of Turkey call the Aegean (between them and Greece) «The Blue Sea», to the south thay have «The Red Sea» and so forth.

    All countries having red, white and blue in their flags will be overjoyed: France, Iceland, The Faeroy isles, Thailand, and Norway will feel real proud. And of course Russia too. But Butt Biden would hardly know.

    In D.C., the Pentagon put up the flag of The Ukraine with the blue part up and the yellow half down, indicating their belief that The Ukraine should border on either The Baltic or The Arctic oceans. I,E: A symbolic recognition of any and all possibly coming Russian lams to the northern Littoral of the Black — or Red-Blue-and-White — sea!

    In the meantime, the Associaton Of Castor Oil Exporting Countries have asked to have their ,win product (castor oil) boy-cutted by the North Atlantis so-called nation states.They have noticed that the petroleum boicott of Russia has been a great boost for Russia, so why not demand that castor oil hold not also enjoy a likewise boon and boom?

  2. The renaming of places is an old practice. F.i. Kumari Kandam, its full history present in Tamil HIstory, renamed by UK Theosoph Lemuria, after the Lemurs on Madagaskar. Lemuria cosntantly referreed to by David Icke, who is shown to preach Alice Bailey, who falsified a lot of Helene Blavatsky, who was the idol of Hitler.

    • And Nikolay Rerih, Russian traveller to Shambala. Nazi Germany also had a lot of expeditions to Tibet. Modern explorer now is Ernst Muldashev, from Russia. He was interested in Tibet monks hibernating (somati) and the peak of Kailas mountain.

  3. The USA is being controlled by a Zionist deep state, no matter whether Republicans or Democrats run the country, finally everything would be in a way that serves the goal of the deep state, no matter what happens for the Americans, I’m just wondering how didn’t you figure it out yet?
    Bush and Trump both weren’t chosen by the people, but the electoral college chose them, as usual, Obama and Biden weren’t the people’s choice either.
    I bet 99.999999% of the Americans really don’t know what is the reason of their hostility with Russia, China, and others, they just know they have to hate every one other than themselves, Lol.

    • As decided by worldpowers in WW ii if Jews would succeed drawing the USA into the war. Documents in docu Europe the Last Battle. General Patton’s letter to his wife after being forbidden to enter Berlin when the americans could, to wait until the Bolsjeviks took half of Berlin and his subsequent death??? also interesting. Docu Hellstorm interesting. And the docu about the Bolsjevik Revolution by Juri Lina with Lenin, Trotzky, Karl Marx all trained in the USA, shows how long what is unfolding now has been orchestrated. The Holodomor in Ukraine, a holocaust MSM does never refer to.

    • SIR, ARE YOU SAYING THAT A PARASITE DOESN´T KNOW HOW IT DOES LIVE? HOW IT DOES FEED HIMSELF? THERE IS ENOUGH AVOC CREATED BY EXCEPTIONALS TO ANY AMERICAN EXCUSE HIMSELF OF NOT KNOWING WHAT THE REST IS ENDURING WITH THEIR RULL OVER THE REST OF THE WORLD! aLL OF THEM KNOW ABOUT THE WMD IN IRAQ, ALL OF THEM KNOW ABOUT THE 5060 YEARS OF SANCTIONCS OVER CUBA JUST BECAUSE THEY DON´T ALLOW THE LOOTING. EXCEPTIONALS KNOW VERY WELL ANOUT MOSSADEGH, HOW LONG PERSIANS ARE KEPT OF ACHIEVING THE ENTIRITY OF THEIR DEVELOPMENT SO THEY COULD KEEP THE LOOTING OVER THEM AS ANY EUROPEAN KNOWS HOW THEY EXPLOIT ÁFRICA JUST TO KEEP THEIR LIVING STASNDARD ACHIEVED ONLY BY THE 5 CENTURYS OF PARASITISM CALLED COLONIALISM. EACH DEVELOPED COUNTRY KNOWS HOW THEY KEEP THEIR LIVING STANDARD AND WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY LOOSE THE GRIP OVER THOSE COUNTRYS AND THAT´S WHY CHINA IS A THREAT FOR THEM, SO IS IRAN AND RUSSIA SINCE THEY GIVE POOR COUNTRYS REAL OPORTUNITYS. i´M IN EUROPE AND BELIEVE ME, THEY ALL KNOW ABOUT THE GEOPOLITICS TYHAT GOING ON AND THEY KNOW THAT THEIR DEFEAT MEANS RECKONING.

    • Romo, you are right, I have discussed with many people from America and Europe to even the Israeli terrorists, and what I’ve learned from all of those discussions is that “yes, everyone knows what is right & wrong, they all know that they are committing crimes, but a very small part of them are really fooled and brainwashed by the Zionist MSM of their countries, and when I bring up evidence for them, they don’t even dare to look at that evidence, because they are afraid to face the reality that all of their lives they were lied to.”
      The USA and NATO killed a million Iraqis for a lie and what I have mostly heard from the Americans about that was that “OK, were those who were killed American? No, so it doesn’t concern me”(!!!!!)
      But the reality is that the US is doing the same crimes with its own people, the US has used chemicals on its own people (mostly on prisoners & soldiers), and even before they torture the alleged terrorists in Guantanamo, they have used the same techniques on their “American” prisoners, and not only the US government drives the Americans to hate other nations and faiths, but they actually drive them to even hate each other, whoever has once watched CNN and FoxN, would understand how the whole nation is profoundly divided!
      Not only is the US destroying other nations, but first of all, it has destroyed its own people, so many Americans were killed in the wars that weren’t their wars but the wars of Israel, the westerners should hate these vampire Zionists even more than we.

  4. Also he could change the description as Southern American Sea on which that country full plenty of chinese have been put its shores alongside our sea… 🙂

  5. Biden wants to rename the Potomac River the Piss-In-My-Pants River. Everytime he looks out the White House window and then checks the Red Nuke Button on his desk, he starts to dribble. “Damn that Putin. Damn him to Hell!”

  6. “Drink them anyway, just to show the Russians who’s boss” Yeah, sure it’s just so easy to cow the Russian bear with thoz thermonuclear teeth. Easy until it isn’t..!!! No problem though, even with no teeth, just strong arms and claws for the bear.

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