Alex Jones Ordered to Pay Six Million Trillion Dollars to Holocaust Survivors

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A Texas court has ordered conspiracy theorist Alex Jones to pay six million trillion dollars in damages to Holocaust survivors whose feelings were hurt by Jones’ interview with Holocaust denier David Duke.

At a press conference in Austin, Jonathan Greenbutt of the  Anti-Defecation League celebrated the verdict: “We believe this unprecedented ruling will send the strongest possible message: If you are going to invite David Duke to debate you on your radio show, you darn well better win the debate!”

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Holocaust survivors have widely criticized Jones for his pathetically weak showing in the debate with Duke. Some have even gone so far as to charge Jones, a suspected closet anti-Semite, with deliberately throwing the debate.

On behalf of the ADL, which will receive the biggest cut of Jones’ money, Greenbutt said he thought the six million trillion dollar figure was appropriate: “One trillion dollars for each of the sacred six million victims sounds about right. Anything less would have been a slap in the face of each of the six million suffering martyrs who were gassed, buried in swamps, dug up, dried out, burned, and vaporized.”

Jones railed against the award on his radio show, claiming that it was excessive: “A million trillion here, a million trillion there, pretty soon you’re talking real money!”

Though Jones has filed for bankruptcy, victims’ attorneys believe the rich and famous conspiracy theorist has somehow squirreled away the millions of trillions he has earned selling male potency enhancement supplements.  Between Jones and Kanye West, Greenbutt said, the ADL will soon be “set for life.”

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10 COMMENTS

  1. putting cart before the horse, inverse mind control, the chem-network checkerboard factor, to them buying a houses for spray rig contractor installers, half honest or fully dishonest manned. bringing out the anger factor to resentment, artificial by receptor brain control. The nose is key, going up to brain central thru the olfactory bulb, yep the scheme, the artificial constructs, Parallel deceptions such as the flu being biological entity, and not purely a chemical assault toxin The elentless hammering, tiny clear gel fog, hunted like trappers of old, fogger lines and tanks, to suburbs, HVAC device to public/private apt, public space libraries to police and fire dept, full invasion, problem, reaction, solution

  2. The male potency enhancement supplements Jones sells are made by the same unmentionable Tribe who cause the problem in the first place by creating a culture soaked in pornography, extremely addictive and impotence-inducing, and producing docile and easily manipulatable slaves to their diabolical agenda. The fire department is run by arsonists.

  3. — We deserved it. A handful of Khazarians have us by the balls. We know it, they know it, they know we know it, and they laugh, they show it, and they make fun of it. We have deserved it. And as long as we don’t dare to say and write the word “Jew”, this will continue, until complete slavery. We are a herd brutalized and cowed by a bunch of grinning rabid dogs. We have deserved it. —

  4. cmon kevin

    wtf are you promotin this shit

    i disagree with u ona lotta things and bin sarcastic…

    but this….

    should be jonny punish or jonas

    its irritatin u waste my time.

    we aaaaaall know who the (((prick))) alex jones is…..