A South Carolina Republican Congressman is introducing a resolution that would, if passed, force the US National Parks Service to replace Washington, DC monuments and memorials with tributes to Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky.
The resolution was introduced by Rep. Joe Wilson, R-S.C., on Monday and would direct the Park Service to replace the Lincoln Memorial and the Jefferson Memorial with Zelensky Memorials. In both cases, sculptors would be hired to chip away at the stone faces of Lincoln and Jefferson until what was left bore at least a passing resemblance to Zelensky.
The resolution would also direct the Park Service to alter the Washington Monument “in such a way as to communicate to the viewer that the phallus being memorialized is Volodymyr Zelensky’s rather than George Washington’s.” A spokesman for the Monuments and Memorials Commission said the proposed alteration would include commissioning Rabbi Yehuda Krinsky to perform a ritual circumcision on the capstone. Following the circumcision ceremony, a new capstone—a sculpture representing a piano—would be placed atop the tip in a moving tribute to the Ukrainian president’s musical prowess.
The resolution also provides an initial $50 billion dollar outlay, with added $50 billion dollar supplementary appropriations as needed, to stage a series of mass child sacrifices at the memorials and monuments. Rep. Wilson explained that since thousands of American children are already dying due to inadequate nutrition, medical care, housing, and other necessities while hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars are spent on Ukraine, we might as well just cut their throats and offer them up to the Zelensky deity.
Rep. Wilson’s resolution is expected to pass with bipartisan support. House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries voiced his approval, saying he was glad to see the Republicans finally agreeing to desecrate the monuments of slaveowners and racists. Republican Speaker Kevin McCarthy, for his part, said he was always happy to sacrifice American children to the gods of war.
Meanwhile, back in Kiev, Zelensky was busy with his US-taxpayer-provided cocaine and could not be reached for comment.
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Excellent farce! But not far off the reality of our insane government in Washington. More monuments to the freak Zelensky will remain in Washington than in Kiev.
I am appalled to find that Joe Biden and Zelensky have not already received the Nobel Peace Prize. What does the Jewish World Prize Lobbying Committee do?
I doubt any monuments to this character will last long.
If you ever saw Tim Burton’s (of the Monty Python “comedy” gang) movie “Planet of the Apes” (remake of …) the same character after landing on the Planet of the Apes lands in the identical way when he returns “home” to Earth in Washington DC where he finds the Lincoln Memorial with a monkey face.
Tim Burton’s “genius” is to have the character land the same way on both “Planet of the Apes” and “Earth” and it is the same as G.B. Vico, said en passant, who calls them “Courses and Recourses of History.” And the propagandists exploit these “Courses and Recourses.”
But if you do not see this the result is If the brain is off, reason is off, and without reason (or logos) there is only the parrot to reason